The ultimate city fan quiz

Think you're the biggest city fan? see how much you've been paying attention by checking your score against this quiz.

published on June 23, 2017
1/17

When was city sauna first open for business?

1986
1985
1982
2/17

On entering city, city staff pride themselves on providing excellent customer service - you wouldn't sell stale bread in Tesco would you? But which refreshments will you be offered?

Champagne reception
Milk and cookies
Teas and coffees
3/17

What is the rate for half an hour with the lady of your choice at city?

£25
£50
£30
4/17

What is the world famous pet called at city?

Pimp
Hooker
Slag
5/17

Where is city located?

Sheffield, the shard
Sheffield, parkway
Sheffield, up the attercliffe
6/17

Which of these girls is NOT a city girl?

Jo
Lauren luv
Claire
Gina
Jess
7/17

Which room has a damp problem?

Genkleman's lounge
Blue room
Sauna
Ladies lounge
8/17

What happens in the genkleman's lounge?

Girls relax, chill and gossip
Genklemen can have a
massage
Glory hole
Watch over 18 rated adult
movies
Watch over 18 rated adult
movies & do self service
9/17

Is there an entrance fee at city?

£10
A £10
£9.50
10/17

If foxy wasn't working at city, what other career path would she be following?

Pop star
Lap dancer
Child minder
Teacher
Air hostess
Definitely be out shoplifting
11/17

What must be paid for at city?

Condoms
Pop and crisps
Baby wipes
12/17

What is against the uniform code of conduct?

Batty riders
Stockings
Robe
13/17

Where did city find their new premises?

Stilettos - wakefield
Scarborough - camper van
Leeds - camper van
14/17

Why does kath say she wouldn't let the girls travel in the camper van on their own with a punter?

In case girl gets pregnant
Just look what happened with
Jack the Ripper, he was a lorry
driver
Safety in numbers
Threesome
15/17

Why is Rachel the posh one of the family?

Her mannerisms
The way she speaks
Her diet
You'd never catch her kids with
a hot dog
She married a nie genkleman
16/17

Why would anyone want to sleep with a mother and daughter?

It's just fanstasy
I've told you, they like 2 girls
at once
Nothing surprises them
anymore
17/17

What is the newest attraction at city?

Laser quest
Any hole is a hole - human sex
toy
Make Anna squirt for a £10
Glory hole