Dad Jokes Galore

Dad Jokes Galore

Test your 'dad joke' knowledge with these hilariously punny questions! See if you can separate the groan-worthy jokes from the truly pun-tastic ones.

published on March 13
1/10

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Melted cheese
Swiss cheese
Nacho cheese
Brie
2/10

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired
It had a flat tire
It was too heavy
It was missing a wheel
3/10

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Fashion-forward reptile
An investigator
A dapper reptile
A snappy dresser
4/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because it was fashionable
Because it was made of straw
Because it had a great hat
Because he was outstanding in his field
5/10

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Surprise!
Supplies!
Boo!
Clean up on aisle 3!
6/10

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts
They're too fragile
They're too friendly
They don't have muscles
7/10

How do you organize a space party?

How do you organize a space party?
Invite lots of aliens
You planet
Hire a UFO
Bring lots of moon cheese
8/10

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

What do you call a belt made out of watches?
Timely fashion statement
Time keeper's dream
A waist of time
Chrono-belt
9/10

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got too hot
It was stolen
It got mugged
It committed grounds for arrest
10/10

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A frosty Dracula
Frostbite
A chilly bloodsucker
Icy fangs