Puntastic Puzzles

Question 1

1/12

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired

Answer

It was tired

Answer

It needed a rest

Answer

It lost its balance

Question 2

2/12

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Answer

Chilled Adonis

Answer

Frosty McMuscles

Answer

Buff Frost

Question 3

3/12

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Answer

Because it was ripe

Answer

Because it was sun-kissed

Answer

Because it blushed

Question 4

4/12

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Ouch!

Nothing, but it let out a little wine

That hurt

Answer

I'm squished

Question 5

5/12

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up

Answer

Because they can't speak

Answer

Because their yolks are too serious

Answer

Because they prefer punny yolks

Question 6

6/12

How do you organize a space party?

You planet

Answer

Planet a lot

Answer

Galaxy together

Answer

Star arranging

Question 7

7/12

What do you call fake spaghetti?

Im-pasta

An impasta

Answer

Noodle impostor

Answer

Fake-aroni

Question 8

8/12

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Answer

In case of a hole-in-one

Answer

Golfing fashion rule

Answer

To look stylish

Question 9

9/12

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!

Answer

You're so tiny

Answer

You're growing nicely

Answer

Nice to see you

Question 10

10/12

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side

Answer

To seek afterlife wisdom

Answer

To chat with spirits

Answer

To learn secret chicken rituals

Question 11

11/12

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved

Answer

Stop touching me

Answer

You're making me wet

Answer

Nice beach

Question 12

12/12

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted

Answer

Spotter caught him

Answer

Couldn't find a good hiding paw

Answer

Kept blending with the trees