One Liner Joke Quiz

One Liner Joke Quiz

Test your humor skills with this fun quiz about one-liner jokes! See if you can spot the ones that will make your friends laugh out loud.

published on April 29, 2023
1/8

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'What did the fish say when it hit the wall?'

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'What did the fish say when it hit the wall?'
Ugh!
Help!
Ahoy!
Ouch!
2/8

Fill in the blank: 'What did the green grape say to the purple grape?'

Fill in the blank: 'What did the green grape say to the purple grape?'
Hi, berry!
Hi, raisin!
BREATHE!
Breath in, breath out!
Wow, you really blush!
3/8

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'
To get to the movies!
For a new job
To get to the other side!
To have breakfast
4/8

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'What did the fox say when he spotted a flock of sheep?'

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'What did the fox say when he spotted a flock of sheep?'
Sheep barbecue!
Where's the woolly?
Hello, dinner!
Let's go to the beach!
5/8

Fill in the blank: 'Why did the _______ get kicked off the team?'

snack
hockey player
baseball pitcher
soccer coach
6/8

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'A neutron walks into a bar...'

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'A neutron walks into a bar...'
He orders nothing, drinks nothing and leaves no tip
He orders a beer and gets out to lunch
He orders a burger and fries
He orders a margarita and complains that it's too salty
7/8

Fill in the blank: 'What did the ______ say when someone stepped on its tail?'

Fill in the blank: 'What did the ______ say when someone stepped on its tail?'
whale
dog
shark
lion
8/8

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'How do you fix a broken pizza?'

Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'How do you fix a broken pizza?'
You call a pizza electrician!
You order a new one!
You throw it away!
You use a slice of it!