Silly Jokes Quiz

Silly Jokes Quiz

Test your knowledge of silly jokes with this fun quiz! See if you can pick the punchline to these outrageous jokes.

published on February 22
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Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing
It was blushing
It was mad at the spaghetti
It was feeling spicy
2/12

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Cheddar
Nacho cheese
Gouda
Swiss
3/12

Why did the math book look sad?

Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems
It was outdated
It couldn't count on anyone
It failed the test
4/12

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Oak
Pine
Birch
Palm tree
5/12

Why was the belt arrested?

Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants
It was loopy
It was caught in a loop
It was causing a fashion faux pas
6/12

What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?

What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
Ouch
Dam
Splash
Woops
7/12

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It lost its balance
It was two tired
It needed a kickstand
It was lazy
8/12

What did one wall say to the other wall?

What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner
You're looking solid
You're flat
You're on a roll
9/12

What did one hat say to the other hat?

What did one hat say to the other hat?
You're blocking my view
You're too big for this party
You stay here, I'll go on ahead
You're a head above the rest
10/12

How does a penguin build its house?

How does a penguin build its house?
Brick by brick
Igloos it together
By fishing for materials
Sliding it into place
11/12

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field
He was the best dressed
He kept the crows entertained
He was great at corny jokes
12/12

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A pumpkin
A carrot
A peach
A tangerine