Silly Jokes Quiz (1)

Test your knowledge of silly jokes with this fun quiz. See if you can guess the punchlines to these ridiculous jokes!

published on June 13, 2024
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Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing
It was embarrassed
It wanted to be a ketchup
2/11

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
A toothless bear
A bald bear
3/11

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired
It had a flat tire
It was too lazy
4/11

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner
I'm feeling boxed in
I'm starting to crack up
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work
To make moo-sic
To keep track of each udder
6/11

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
A cold blooded creature
A chill in the air
7/11

How do you organize a space party?

You planet
Throw a meteor shower
Asteroid dance floor
8/11

What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something
Let's lift each other up
I'm feeling driven
9/11

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go
She's afraid of heights
The cold never bothered her anyway
10/11

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Let's clean this mess up
Sweeping in to save the day
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Why did the math book look sad?

Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems
It was feeling irrational
It couldn't find its x