Soccer Smarts

Soccer Smarts

The top 5 teams of soccer's old and fun history. The best players and the past years' world cups There has been many things in soccer, can you guess right? F.Y.I this is pretty raw...

published on May 29, 2015
1/13

Who has the most world cup wins of all time?

Germany
Why did I participate in such a shitty quiz?
Italy
Mexico
Australia
Brazil
2/13

Who won last year's world cup? (2014)

Somebody I don't give a dick about
Germany
Spain
Argentina
Dirka Flickerfuck
3/13

Who won the 3rd place game of the 2014 world cup?

Brazil
Holland
Buttfuck Tennessee
Samoan Islands
Nobody, it was a draw
Cuba
France
4/13

Who are the two best current soccer players?

Hint: 2 choices
David Luis and Sergio Aguero
Barack O'Bama and Petro Poroshenko
Rob Van Dam and Steve Austin
Justin Bieber and the Racist Rapists
Completely irrelevant
Clint Dempsey and Thomas Muller
Mario Balotelli and Wayne Rooney
Cristiano Ronaldo
Neymar and Kevin Hart
Lionel Messi
5/13

How many world cup finals has Italy lost?

1
3
0
Cousin diddling retards
5
You suck
2
6/13

Has China ever won a world cup?

Naw, hell naw
Honestly, I could give a dead lion's last shit
I dunno
Yeah, like multiple ones. YES
Maybe
7/13

Has Argentina ever won the world cup? If so, how many did they win?

Yes, 0 times so actually if you think about in depth, they really never won the world cup
Fuckn A right they right did. 1 time
I thought about it...never found a shit to give about Argentina
Yeah like 2 times
Nope, never came close
Always close, but never won
They won 3 or more times
8/13

Who has Zlatan Ibrahimovic?

Germany
Those Scandinavian Swedes (Sweden)
Deez Nuts
The fiery abyss
My ass
Spain, like for sure
England
Andorra, you bitch made assfucker
9/13

Very Easy Alert! What is soccer officially called?

Soccer, dumbass
You're a fagboy idiot, it is Futbol (Football)
Duh...what? Huh?
10/13

Who does Clint Dempsey play for?

11/13

Who did Pele play for?

12/13

Who did Tim Howard play for?

13/13

Easy Alert! Is soccer the most common sport on the planet?

Seriously? Hell no
Are you just trying to make me pass? Of course!
It sort of is
One of the most common, but not 1st