Soccer Smarts The top 5 teams of soccer's old and fun history. The best players and the past years' world cups There has been many things in soccer, can you guess right? F.Y.I this is pretty raw... BobbyTheMob published on May 29, 2015 Stacked 1/13 Who has the most world cup wins of all time? Germany Why did I participate in such a shitty quiz? Italy Mexico Australia Brazil 2/13 Who won last year's world cup? (2014) Somebody I don't give a dick about Germany Spain Argentina Dirka Flickerfuck 3/13 Who won the 3rd place game of the 2014 world cup? Brazil Holland Buttfuck Tennessee Samoan Islands Nobody, it was a draw Cuba France 4/13 Who are the two best current soccer players? Hint: 2 choices David Luis and Sergio Aguero Barack O'Bama and Petro Poroshenko Rob Van Dam and Steve Austin Justin Bieber and the Racist Rapists Completely irrelevant Clint Dempsey and Thomas Muller Mario Balotelli and Wayne Rooney Cristiano Ronaldo Neymar and Kevin Hart Lionel Messi 5/13 How many world cup finals has Italy lost? 1 3 0 Cousin diddling retards 5 You suck 2 6/13 Has China ever won a world cup? Naw, hell naw Honestly, I could give a dead lion's last shit I dunno Yeah, like multiple ones. YES Maybe 7/13 Has Argentina ever won the world cup? If so, how many did they win? Yes, 0 times so actually if you think about in depth, they really never won the world cup Fuckn A right they right did. 1 time I thought about it...never found a shit to give about Argentina Yeah like 2 times Nope, never came close Always close, but never won They won 3 or more times 8/13 Who has Zlatan Ibrahimovic? Germany Those Scandinavian Swedes (Sweden) Deez Nuts The fiery abyss My ass Spain, like for sure England Andorra, you bitch made assfucker 9/13 Very Easy Alert! What is soccer officially called? Soccer, dumbass You're a fagboy idiot, it is Futbol (Football) Duh...what? Huh? 10/13 Who does Clint Dempsey play for? Type answer. Hint: 7 characters 11/13 Who did Pele play for? Type answer. Hint: 6 characters 12/13 Who did Tim Howard play for? Type answer. Hint: 7 characters 13/13 Easy Alert! Is soccer the most common sport on the planet? Seriously? Hell no Are you just trying to make me pass? Of course! It sort of is One of the most common, but not 1st