Dad Jokes Galore!

Dad Jokes Galore!

Test your knowledge of cheesy Dad jokes with this hilarious quiz. Get ready to groan and chuckle with each question!

published on April 19
1/10

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
It needed a break.
It was feeling wheely tired.
It was too hard to balance.
2/10

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
To let the hens in and the roosters out.
To keep the chickens guessing.
Because three would be excessive.
3/10

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Just sweeping by!
A-ha, I'm dust in time!
Sweep dreams are made of these.
4/10

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.
By shooting for the moon.
With lots of astronauts.
Like any other party, but with rockets.
5/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
For being the best dressed.
His corny jokes were the best.
He kept the crows away.
6/10

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
A well-dressed reptile.
A fancy predator.
A sharply dressed swamp creature.
7/10

Why did the math book look sad?

Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Its pages were getting wrinkled.
It couldn't find its X.
It was feeling irrational.
8/10

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers.
Running shoes.
Steel-toed boots.
Fancy loafers.
9/10

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.
To catch the flower pollen.
For stylish bee-hive looks.
Their hair isn't sticky, it's just magic.
10/10

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.
Let's go for a swim.
Stop being so wet.
You shore are looking good.