real questions (up to a point)

So this quiz will be filled with mind tricks, riddles, and more! If some of these you already know, don't post the answers in the comments. Without further waiting, I present to you, Real questions! (Up to a point)

published on July 23, 2014
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Ok, so a squirrel, a monkey, a giraffe, and a lion are looking at a coconut tree. They start to boast about who can climb the tree the fastest. Who do you think will climb the banana tree first?

Ok, so a squirrel, a monkey, a giraffe, and a lion are looking at a coconut tree. They start to boast about who can climb the tree the fastest. Who do you think will climb the banana tree first?
Squirrel
Monkey
Giraffe
Lion
I dunno, those animals don't even live in the same place...
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Ok, next one. Jimmy's mother has three children, May, and June. What was the third child's name?

Ok, next one. Jimmy's mother has three children, May, and June. What was the third child's name?
July?
April?
Hmmm, Potato?
Jimmy?
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Three, can you tell me why you are taking these group of questions?

Three, can you tell me why you are taking these group of questions?
Its fun
Umm, why?
Im a hater and I want to post horrible things about you in the
comments >:~]
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What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man in the world couldn't hold it for more than a few minutes?

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man in the world couldn't hold it for more than a few minutes?
A peanut
His breath
A man that gets fat extremely fast
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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You pick up a picture of one
You hire the worlds strongest man to train you
It don't matter, you'll never find an elephant with one arm
Elephants have arms?
6/12

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
Mt. Fugi
Mount Everest
A donut
7/12

Last bit of the quiz, list the first 10 numbers of pi

Last bit of the quiz, list the first 10 numbers of pi
Potato
Um 3.145643812?
Um 3.1415926535?
8/12

Can a match box?

Can a match box?
No but a tin-can! :3
Thats old
Last time I checked no
9/12

Type in the answer to 45 X 16 1/2

Type in the answer to 45 X 16 1/2
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Now try 42- 3 + 12

Now try 42- 3 + 12
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How can you tell butter between I can't belive its not butter?

How can you tell butter between I can't belive its not butter?
No one can
The lables
Butter is less saltier
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This is the last one did you know that you need to get ALL of the questions right in order to pass?

This is the last one did you know that you need to get ALL of the questions right in order to pass?
Hint: 2 choices
No
I'll have to double check my answers then!
Yes