Laugh Out Loud

Test your knowledge of popular jokes with this hilarious quiz! See if you can spot the punchline from the options provided.

published on March 24
1/10

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired
It needed a kickstand
It was a lazy bicycle
2/10

What do you call fake spaghetti?

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta
False fettuccine
Make-believe linguine
3/10

How does a penguin build its house?

How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
With flipper bricks
By hiring a penguin contractor
4/10

Why did the math book look sad?

Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems
It was missing a chapter
It didn't like its cover
5/10

Why was the stadium so cold?

Why was the stadium so cold?
Because it had thousands of fans
The air conditioning broke
It was built on a glacier
6/10

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
A toothless grizzly
A hungry hibernator
7/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field
For scaring away crows
He was the most fashionable scarecrow
8/10

What did one wall say to the other wall?

What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner
Let's hang out sometime
This is a brick conversation
9/10

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing
It was embarrassed
It was sunburned
10/10

What's a computer's favorite snack?

What's a computer's favorite snack?
Microchips
Byte-sized cookies
Ctrl-Alt-Deli sandwiches