Laugh Out Loud Test your knowledge of popular jokes with this hilarious quiz! See if you can spot the punchline from the options provided. delya90 published on March 24, 2024 Stacked 1/10 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired It needed a kickstand It was a lazy bicycle 2/10 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta False fettuccine Make-believe linguine 3/10 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together With flipper bricks By hiring a penguin contractor 4/10 Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems It was missing a chapter It didn't like its cover 5/10 Why was the stadium so cold? Because it had thousands of fans The air conditioning broke It was built on a glacier 6/10 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear A toothless grizzly A hungry hibernator 7/10 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field For scaring away crows He was the most fashionable scarecrow 8/10 What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner Let's hang out sometime This is a brick conversation 9/10 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing It was embarrassed It was sunburned 10/10 What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips Byte-sized cookies Ctrl-Alt-Deli sandwiches