I Wanna Run a Dog Hotel!

I Wanna Run a Dog Hotel!

In your daydreams, the 1 in 100th thing in your mind is what you want to be when you grow up. An interior designer? No. A fashion designer? my-eh, who cares? Right, I have a good one.. A Fireman!! Hey, that's a good idea- NO! Well, why not take this quiz, and test your skills on how to look after dogs, train them and most importantly, run a dog hotel! You will be marked out of 10, If your score is under 7, unfortunately, you will not have what it takes! Good luck ( :

published on August 04, 2012
1/10

It's 5 minutes before closing time in your dog hotel, you had a good day but it's time to go home and get to bed. When all of a sudden, a woman burst's through the doors at the last minute and says that there is an abandoned dog 2 streets down, it is bleeding eternally and needs help. You say-

It's 5 minutes before closing time in your dog hotel, you had a good day but it's time to go home and get to bed. When all of a sudden, a woman burst's through the doors at the last minute and says that there is an abandoned dog 2 streets down, it is bleeding eternally and needs help. You say-
A- "Are you crazy! It's 11.00pm, I'm burnt out and you expect me
to
drive down 2 dark streets and find a useless mongrel? Forget it!"
B-"Okay, would you mind jumping in the car with me to show me
where
you saw this dog, then we'll take it straight to the vet!"
C-"Eh? Oh, well, er, just leave the dog alone, it'll get up again.
Good
bye."
D-" Look, it's nice of you to come but, you could have just put the
old
dog in the pound!"
E- Lie and say that you don't work there.
F-"Right, take the dog to your house, if it gets worse by morning,
take
it to the vet, the can put it to sleep."
2/10

One sunny afternoon, an old man comes in with his St. Bernard, Beethoven! Great, you love dogs whatever size they are. You ask him the 3 most essential questions about his dog, what are they?

One sunny afternoon, an old man comes in with his St. Bernard, Beethoven! Great, you love dogs whatever size they are. You ask him the 3 most essential questions about his dog, what are they?
Hint: 3 choices
Is your dog neutered/ would you like him to be?
Do you have any other dogs you would like to bring?
Has your dog ever attacked an adult, a child or an other dog?
Does he have any allergies?
What age is your dog?
3/10

You are taking some of your dogs on a walk, when one of the leads start pulling you back, when you look back you see, Benny Boy, sitting down and dragging itself across.
What does this mean?

You are taking some of your dogs on a walk, when one of the leads start pulling you back, when you look back you see, Benny Boy, sitting down and dragging itself across. What does this mean?
4/10

You have received an electricity bill, £300, you have £600, you will have no problem paying the bill, but you wanted to spend £300 on dog food supplies and £300 on beds and toys. You have to choose-

You have received an electricity bill, £300, you have £600, you will have no problem paying the bill, but you wanted to spend £300 on dog food supplies and £300 on beds and toys. You have to choose-
£300-Dog Beds
£300-Electricity Bill
£300-Dog Food supplies
£300-Dog Beds
£300-Dog Food Supplies
£300-Electricity Bill
£300-Food Supplies
£300-Electricity bill
5/10

One day, when you check one of the dog rooms, you are shocked to find one of your dogs attacking another! After you help it and calm it down, you have to start thinking about the naughty one, you-

One day, when you check one of the dog rooms, you are shocked to find one of your dogs attacking another! After you help it and calm it down, you have to start thinking about the naughty one, you-
A-Tap the dogs nose and put him in the naughty corner.
B-Forget about it.
C- Phone the owner straight away, as much as you love the dog,
you can't keep a dog who has attacked another.
D-Put the bad dog to sleep!
6/10

As being a dog hotel boss goes, you will be asked questions about dog history, especially people who want to be like you. For a test, I'll ask you this, Were poodles used as hunting dogs years ago? (TRUE or FALSE)

As being a dog hotel boss goes, you will be asked questions about dog history, especially people who want to be like you. For a test, I'll ask you this, Were poodles used as hunting dogs years ago? (TRUE or FALSE)
7/10

A rich woman brings in her 8 years old saluki, Darcy. She tells you to look after her darling dog for a month. But sadly, one day Darcy passed away, she died of old age.
How do you break it to the woman?

A rich woman brings in her 8 years old saluki, Darcy. She tells you to look after her darling dog for a month. But sadly, one day Darcy passed away, she died of old age. How do you break it to the woman?
A-"Listen, your dog is dead, come and pick em' up, we can't have a
dead dog in storage!"
B-Don't tell her, use your own saluki, call the name Darcy a couple
of times and pretend nothing happened!
C-"Hello Ma'am, I'm very sorry but Darcy passed away, we are
currently keeping her in our health centre in her bed, you can
collect her when convenient,aga...
8/10

When one of your newest 11 month old rottweilers enter the puppy room, it barks in a low pitched tone to one of the Jack Russell pups. What does this mean?

When one of your newest 11 month old rottweilers enter the puppy room, it barks in a low pitched tone to one of the Jack Russell pups. What does this mean?
9/10

You receive a complaint from an owner who signed her dog in three weeks ago, she complains about you giving her dog the wrong food, but when you remember asking questions, she said that there was no particular food that her dog ate, How do you reply?

You receive a complaint from an owner who signed her dog in three weeks ago, she complains about you giving her dog the wrong food, but when you remember asking questions, she said that there was no particular food that her dog ate, How do you reply?
"Well all the other dogs like that brand, your dog is just,
ERM..MEAN!!"
"My apologies, Ma'am." (SARCASTIC)
"I'm sorry, but you could have told us when we asked you the
questions."
10/10

Do dogs like you and feel comfortable under your care?

Do dogs like you and feel comfortable under your care?
Yeah, they love me!
No, they hate me, but I love them!
Sorta, I'm not around them too much..