Questions for you from Offenderman + Me

Questions for you from Offenderman + Me

Me: Hello Y/N! Offenderman: Why Hello M~And oh you have a friend~ Y/n: Hi M! And Offenderman?! Me: Offendy ask.Y/n answers. Yes?.. Offenderman: As you wish~ Y/n: Ok! Me: (BTW its a multiple choice questions but pick one!)

published on September 12, 2022
1/5

Offenderman: Are you single?~
Me: *looks up* Hoe-
Offenderman: *tentacles body* Tais-toi M!~

Offenderman: Are you single?~ Me: *looks up* Hoe- Offenderman: *tentacles body* Tais-toi M!~
Y/n: No, I like your brother! *0//^//0* Me: *laughing* Mmm-mm! Offenderman: *growls* Well then... Which one?.. *tightens grip on meh* Me: MmMMMmMmMm! *starts to turn purple from the lack of AiR* Offenderman: *lets go of me* Tch..
Y/n: No, I like your brother! *0//^//0*
Me: *laughing* Mmm-mm!
Offenderman: *growls* Well then... Which one?.. *tightens grip on meh*
Me: MmMMMmMmMm! *starts...
Y/n: Yes Ima single prinle, in a jar, drinking shit at a bar, just cause I am lonley! Me:*face shadows* Thats nice... Offenderman: Jealous much?~ Me: ... *death stare*
Y/n: Yes Ima single prinle, in a jar, drinking shit at a bar, just cause I am lonley!
Me:*face shadows* Thats nice...
Offenderman: Jealous much?~
Me: ... *de...
I actually have a lover! *shows picture* Offenderman: Oh well~ *looks at me* Me: What?-
I actually have a lover! *shows picture*
Offenderman: Oh well~ *looks at me*
Me: What?-
2/5

Offenderman: Well then~ Whats your favorite color?~
Me: Basic ass- *looks at Y/n*
Y/n: 0op-

Offenderman: Well then~ Whats your favorite color?~ Me: Basic ass- *looks at Y/n* Y/n: 0op-
Y/n: Classic red! Me: Same, but darker *-_-* Offenderma: Oh so your a classic person?~ *smirks* Y/n: *stares* Wut- Me: F**k off.
Y/n: Classic red!
Me: Same, but darker *-_-*
Offenderma: Oh so your a classic person?~ *smirks*
Y/n: *stares* Wut-
Me: F**k off.
Y/n: Rainbow! I love all colors! Me: Not really my personal. Offenderman: Well here then~ *hands roses* Me: ... {What the f**k} Y/n: Why thank you? {Dead ass}
Y/n: Rainbow! I love all colors!
Me: Not really my personal.
Offenderman: Well here then~ *hands roses*
Me: ... {What the f**k}
Y/n: Why thank you? {Dead ...
Y/n: Black! All black! Offenderman: Intresting.. *pulls out a rose* Me: *mumbles* Emo mf- Offenderman: Ahahah no swearing!
Y/n: Black! All black!
Offenderman: Intresting.. *pulls out a rose*
Me: *mumbles* Emo mf-
Offenderman: Ahahah no swearing!
Y/n: Blue, because it matches me! Offenderman: Ahh a personality thats fashionable!~ Me: Whatever suits you my Dear. (AKA Y/N) Offenderman: Aww do I have I nickname?~ Me: Yeah Tête de bite! *smiles* Offenderman: Maintenant ce n'est pas gentil ~ *smirks* Y/n: Whats happening?.. pulls out transalator*
Y/n: Blue, because it matches me!
Offenderman: Ahh a personality thats fashionable!~
Me: Whatever suits you my Dear. (AKA Y/N)
Offenderman: Aww do I have ...
3/5

Me: Your a Hoe Tête de bite.
Offenderman: Yet I see your profile saying you like me~
Me: Who said you can touch my sh!t?.. *frowns*
Y/n: ... Run.
Offenderman: What-

Me: Your a Hoe Tête de bite. Offenderman: Yet I see your profile saying you like me~ Me: Who said you can touch my sh!t?.. *frowns* Y/n: ... Run. Offenderman: What-
Offenderman: SH!T! *runs* Y/n: He's a runner, He's a track star, He gon' run away when it gets hard!~ Me: *chases Offenderman* Offenderman: F**K YOU Y/N! *sprints*
Offenderman: SH!T! *runs*
Y/n: He's a runner, He's a track star, He gon' run away when it gets hard!~
Me: *chases Offenderman*
Offenderman: F**K YOU Y/N! *sp...
Y/n: Now Now we dont need this- *pulls Slenderman in the room* Slenderman: *tentacles Me and sighs* Sometimes I wish she love you enough to kill you. Offenderman: I knew she liked me! *wips the sweat on his head* Slenderman: *pulls out a gun and points it to me* Calm down and you wont have a hole in your shoulder. Me: Asshole. *tunrs normal* Slenderman: I take my leave. Y/n: Thanks Slendy!!
Y/n: Now Now we dont need this- *pulls Slenderman in the room*
Slenderman: *tentacles Me and sighs* Sometimes I wish she love you enough to kill you.
Offende...
4/5

Me: ... *calms down*
Offenderman: Aww is my little Rose mad?~
Me: *ignores him* {Will he neglect me?..}

Me: ... *calms down* Offenderman: Aww is my little Rose mad?~ Me: *ignores him* {Will he neglect me?..}
Offenderman: *sad* Y/n: You should apoligies. M really would appreciate it.. Offenderman: Thank you for the suggestion Y/n.. (Y/n)
Offenderman: *sad*
Y/n: You should apoligies. M really would appreciate it..
Offenderman: Thank you for the suggestion Y/n..
(Y/n)
Y/N: Say sorry to Mother M. Now. Offenderman: *walks to me* I am sorry for touching something I shouldn't have.. Do you forgive me?.. (Mad Y/n)
Y/N: Say sorry to Mother M. Now.
Offenderman: *walks to me* I am sorry for touching something I shouldn't have.. Do you forgive me?..
(Mad Y/n)
Y/n: *drags Offenderman to me and shoves me on him* Make up!.. Offenderman: I apoligies for touching your personal belongings.. Me: *hugs Offenderman* Its fine.. I shouldn't have gotten mad for something that dumb.. Y/n: *joins the huge* Me: *stares at y/n* Thanks *smiles*
Y/n: *drags Offenderman to me and shoves me on him* Make up!..
Offenderman: I apoligies for touching your personal belongings..
Me: *hugs Offenderman* Its fi...
5/5

Me: Ok Guys I will be ending this quiz due to the fact that I have homework!
Offenderman: Can I help you study?~
Me: No hoe-
Offenderman: Oh Please?~ *pouts his face*
Me: Fine You Horny Dick Head..

Me: Ok Guys I will be ending this quiz due to the fact that I have homework! Offenderman: Can I help you study?~ Me: No hoe- Offenderman: Oh Please?~ *pouts his face* Me: Fine You Horny Dick Head..
Y/n: K Ima go now- *teleports* Me+Offenderman: Bye! Bye~ (You plus kat=A plushie)
Y/n: K Ima go now- *teleports*
Me+Offenderman: Bye! Bye~
(You plus kat=A plushie)
Y/n: Your both Horny f**kers- Me: What did you say?.. *grabs knife* Offenderman:*Giggles* Now Now M~ (Me towards you)
Y/n: Your both Horny f**kers-
Me: What did you say?.. *grabs knife*
Offenderman:*Giggles* Now Now M~
(Me towards you)
Y/n: I ship you both- *dissapears* Me:.... Offenderman: Aww~ (Y/n's face)
Y/n: I ship you both- *dissapears*
Me:....
Offenderman: Aww~
(Y/n's face)