Will you survive psycho killer keembo trying to kill you?

Will you survive psycho killer keembo trying to kill you?

A funny test that will determine if you are destined to survive the psycho killer keembo?

published on November 06, 2013
1/5

Given the choice to save your friend and sacrifice yourself or sacrifice your friend but have yourself get killed, what will you choose?

sacrifice yourself
sacrifice your friend
commit suicide because you can't make a decision
2/5

You find weapons in your father's closet, to defend yourself, you pick...

Hint: 2 choices
The gun
The sword
The baseball bat
3/5

You are cornered and have no where to go. What do you do?

You are cornered and have no where to go. What do you do?
Crouch down and grab your enemy leg, tug. While they're off balance, grab
their arm and judo flip them over your shoulder.
Spit in their face.
Beg mercy because you are too young to die.
4/5

You are being chased. You reach a river too wide to jump across. What do you do?

You are being chased. You reach a river too wide to jump across. What do you do?
Hint: 2 choices
Swim. DUH.
Try to jump, fall in, and drown.
Walk across the bridge that has been there the whole time.
5/5

You are cornered- again! She has backed you up at the base of a tree and you can't go anywhere. What do you do?

You are cornered- again! She has backed you up at the base of a tree and you can't go anywhere. What do you do?