The Ultimate Classic Bad Fanfiction Quiz A trivia about badfic written within the last ten or so years, and those that wrote it. BadficReadings published on June 02, 2010 Stacked 1/30 Which of these fics has the most misleading title? Data Goes Ballistic Chocobo Nights Cloud Mows the Lawn Wesley Crushers Missing Nuts 2/30 Which fic is set in 'The Matrix' fandom? A Tango with an Agent Atlanta Nights The Perils of Agent Scully Dawn gets Dirty 3/30 The Nick Bent series was written by whom? Cannonball PRED Superjizz Dark Ranger 4/30 Which of the following stories contains 'Half-Trapezoid women'? Picards' Illumination Star Trek DS9s Interdimentional Wet T-Shirt Contest A Betazoid Ceremony Star Trek The Next Fornication 5/30 Which of these fics makes Lavender a most memorable colour? Celebrian legolas by laura Cori Falls The Eye of Argon 6/30 Which of the following quotes IS NOT found in Tara Gilespies "My Immortal"? Why did you do such a thing you mediocre dunces? What the hell are you doing..... you motherfuckers? how can people put baby in the woodsand to die he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time 7/30 Which original character is not a Mary Sue? Marissa Picard Quim Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Jenna Silverblade 8/30 In "Star Trek DS9s Interdimentional Wet T-Shirt Contest", how many titgasms does Janeway have? 1 2 3 4 9/30 How does Link's Queen differ from your average Suethor? CAPS LOCK abuse Intolerance of criticism Her fic was the novelization of her lucid dreams Run-on sentences 10/30 Which of the following games has had pornfic written for it Hint: 3 choices Minesweeper Tetris Pacman None of the Above 11/30 Which of the following fics contains graphic torture? Harry Potter and the Vagina of Wonders The Interrogation of Leia A Saria Story Chocobo Nights 12/30 In "Harry Potter and the Vagina of Wonders" who does the mystery vagina belong to? Hermione Snape Luna Dumbledore 13/30 How does "Agony in Pink" end? Kimberley develops Stockholm syndrome Kimberley is rescued Kimberley dies Kimberley becomes a psychopath 14/30 In which fic would you find a 'baby whaped in colth' legolas by laura My Immortal My Inner Life Bits of Game Information 15/30 Which fic features a 13 year old hermaphrodite and his pet cat? Beauty and the Beast - The Sexy Version Artemis' Lover Rose Potter Dawn gets Dirty 16/30 In Hans von Hozels story "Titanic", the ship sank because....? The Iceberg danubed at it Cannons were lobbed at it The iceberg chased it and jumped on top of it Piranha fish ate its hull 17/30 Tick the boxes which correspond to a characteristic of Rose Potter Hint: 4 choices Nudist Druid Ju-Do champion Ninja Karate Kid Mary Sue 18/30 Which of the following is true about "My Immortal"? Hint: 4 choices Ron is called Diabolo Hermione is re-sorted into Hufflepuff Masturbating is mis-spelled as a totally different word... masticating Darth Vader makes a random appearence The world consists of 'Goffs' and 'Preps' Voldemort is spelled correctly throughout 19/30 What made the fic 'wwww.ThisWay.Comms' a particularly uncomfortable read? Hint: 2 choices Underage content Tentacle Rape Forced Impregnation MPreg 20/30 Which of the following is not a fanfic, but an Original Fic Roger and the Lesbian Elves The Precipe of Love Loving in a Canadian Way My Inner Life 21/30 "Dawn gets Dirty" Is appropriately titled because....? Dawn has an orgy with 20 guys Dawn engages in scat-play with Willow Dawn clears out a dusty old attack with Buffy and Spike Dawn partakes in a nude mud-wrestling match 22/30 "Atlanta Nights" contains no Chapter...? 11 12 13 14 23/30 Which quote DOES NOT appear in the Authors Notes of "My Inner Life"? I NEVER physically hurt ANYONE with this story U SUK! FUK U! It is not my fault if this upsets you since you knew from the gecko what it contained ANY REVIEWS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THE ABOUVE GUIDLINES WILL BE DELETED IMMEDIATELY 24/30 In "legolas by laura" where is the castle that laura is taken to after she is rescued? Mondor The Woodsand Rivendale Milkwood 25/30 Which famous badfic author has published two books containing historical fanfiction? Peter Chimaera Hans von Hozel Andrew Troy Keller Tara Gilespie 26/30 In "Star Trek The Next Fornication", which character sets up spy-cams around the Enterprise? William Riker Wesley Crusher Data Worf 27/30 "The Precipe of Love" is set in...? A Gymnasium A Theme Park A High School A Shopping Mall 28/30 Which of the following stories were NOT a part of "Analiyah jakota/7 tru luv webpage" Sesca the hoare Rush Ower A Pregnant Lady in a Turbolift Tuvak gets PondFar 29/30 In "Data Goes Ballistic", which character is the third to be sexually assaulted and murdered? Beverley Crusher Tasha Yar Jean-Luc Picard Maddox 30/30 Which story IS NOT by Hans von Hozel? Pikachus Umbrella Danube to the Island Ninja Turtles A Tango with an Agent The Bible