Spies: Which Character Are You?

Spies: Which Character Are You?

Find out which character you most resemble from the much loved GCSE book 'Spies by Michael Frayn'

published on May 12, 2016
1/9

You find a tramp under a bridge, what do you do?

snog him
I am the tramp
hide him from my wife, she likes tramps
cry
stab him
Hit him, he stole my makeout spot
JUMP ON HIS HOUSE AND KILL HIM
subtly spy and report back to my commanding officer
make my sister deal with it
Store this information for future use
2/9

What do you look for in a friend?

total submission
someone to boss me around
someone to emotionally manipulate
someone I can make out with
cry
someone to stab
someone to look after my baby
someone to bring me food to my ditch
a bayonet
children
3/9

What's your favourite animal?

Bayonet
something fluffy
My baby
cry
Stephen
rodent
something I can make out with
The rats that keep me company in my ditch
cat
something I can stab
4/9

You think a family member is a spy, what do you do?

stalk them
panic
Cry
Blackmail them into looking after your baby
probs my shady wife
continue making out with them
manipulate them into telling you all of the secrets
hide in my ditch
stab them
I am the spy
5/9

Your friend cuts your throat, what do you do?

it was my son doing the cutting, so proud!
cry
I am the knife
continue making out with them, it didn't hurt too much.
panic, it was probably my fault
cut them back
wear a necktie
tell on them
guilt them into looking after my baby
fair enough, I'll go back to my ditch
6/9

what is your favourite colour?

Red, like blood
Green, like my belt
Yellow, like my posher belt
cry
Red, like lipstick
silver, like a shiny blade
Baby pink
Blue like the flowers that grow in my ditch
sex
Pink
7/9

Favourite way you spend your time?

torture
making out
visiting my special friend in the ditch
stabbing people
crying
gossiping
ordering my friends around
whatever my friends want to do
not looking after my baby
Not dying
8/9

Where will you live in the future?

a ditch
crying
in a house my parents bought me
a nice suburban terraced house
a run down house, worst on the street
Somewhere generic
wherever my husband wants to live
nicest house on the street
somewhere I can stab people
who cares
9/9

Favourite scent?

blood
stabbing
privet
lamourna
sex
tears
babies
tramps
I can't smell anything anymore
submission