Spies: Which Character Are You? Find out which character you most resemble from the much loved GCSE book 'Spies by Michael Frayn' An_Inspector_Calls published on May 12, 2016 Stacked 1/9 You find a tramp under a bridge, what do you do? snog him I am the tramp hide him from my wife, she likes tramps cry stab him Hit him, he stole my makeout spot JUMP ON HIS HOUSE AND KILL HIM subtly spy and report back to my commanding officer make my sister deal with it Store this information for future use 2/9 What do you look for in a friend? total submission someone to boss me around someone to emotionally manipulate someone I can make out with cry someone to stab someone to look after my baby someone to bring me food to my ditch a bayonet children 3/9 What's your favourite animal? Bayonet something fluffy My baby cry Stephen rodent something I can make out with The rats that keep me company in my ditch cat something I can stab 4/9 You think a family member is a spy, what do you do? stalk them panic Cry Blackmail them into looking after your baby probs my shady wife continue making out with them manipulate them into telling you all of the secrets hide in my ditch stab them I am the spy 5/9 Your friend cuts your throat, what do you do? it was my son doing the cutting, so proud! cry I am the knife continue making out with them, it didn't hurt too much. panic, it was probably my fault cut them back wear a necktie tell on them guilt them into looking after my baby fair enough, I'll go back to my ditch 6/9 what is your favourite colour? Red, like blood Green, like my belt Yellow, like my posher belt cry Red, like lipstick silver, like a shiny blade Baby pink Blue like the flowers that grow in my ditch sex Pink 7/9 Favourite way you spend your time? torture making out visiting my special friend in the ditch stabbing people crying gossiping ordering my friends around whatever my friends want to do not looking after my baby Not dying 8/9 Where will you live in the future? a ditch crying in a house my parents bought me a nice suburban terraced house a run down house, worst on the street Somewhere generic wherever my husband wants to live nicest house on the street somewhere I can stab people who cares 9/9 Favourite scent? blood stabbing privet lamourna sex tears babies tramps I can't smell anything anymore submission