What Unit of AP Human Geography Are You?

What Unit of AP Human Geography Are You?

Even though this is the nastiest class I have ever taken and it's put me through so much unnecessary stress, I have to use this knowledge for something so I made this quiz.

published on May 07, 2020
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Choose a core country:

Choose a core country:
Australia
USA
Canada
Germany
Japan
UK
Denmark
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Choose a student to sit next to:

James (upperclassman and if he has an opinion on something/someone, HE WILL TELL YOU; has a crush on a girl in the class but she doesn't like him back hahaha)
James (upperclassman and if he has an opinion on something/someone, HE WILL TELL YOU; has a crush on a girl in the class
but she doesn't like him back hahaha)
Vera (will talk about you behind your back but will also use your answers for every single assignment and compliment your one direction shirt)
Vera (will talk about you behind your back but will also use your answers for every single assignment and compliment your
one direction shirt)
Min (honestly understands the class but does not do a good job of explaining it and helping anyone else; one of your friends has drama with him)
Min (honestly understands the class but does not do a good job of explaining it and helping anyone else; one of your friends
has drama with him)
Liesel (very annoying and very loud and never really knows what's going on; her (now ex) boyfriend is named GILBERT and he's very ugly hahaha)
Liesel (very annoying and very loud and never really knows what's going on; her (now ex) boyfriend is named GILBERT and
he's very ugly hahaha)
Wyatt (loves the movie Joker (2019) and has a ~dark sense of humor~ and pretends to kill himself if the teacher says anything; also you went to elementary school with him)
Wyatt (loves the movie Joker (2019) and has a ~dark sense of humor~ and pretends to kill himself if the teacher says
anything; also you went to elementary s...
Erin (very nice and super smart and is very very helpful when she explains things; went over the teacher's head to complain about the class to administration which is super dope)
Erin (very nice and super smart and is very very helpful when she explains things; went over the teacher's head to complain
about the class to administratio...
Dylan (openly homophobic and racist and has never said anything of value ever because he's not funny or smart; he's blonde and has a buzz cut so he looks bald so my friend and I call him Caillou hahaha)
Dylan (openly homophobic and racist and has never said anything of value ever because he's not funny or smart; he's blonde
and has a buzz cut so he looks ba...
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Pick a classic Kyle moment:

dressing up as a trucker and bringing in apples with Vivi
dressing up as a trucker and bringing in apples with Vivi
forgetting the name of the leader of Canada (the answer he was looking for was prime minister)
forgetting the name of the leader of Canada (the answer he was looking for was prime minister)
saying "what is this, f***ing kindergarten?" after our teacher made us be seated for the bell
saying "what is this, f***ing kindergarten?" after our teacher made us be seated for the bell
randomly telling me that he knew my brother while he was behind me in line to pick a topic for a presentation
randomly telling me that he knew my brother while he was behind me in line to pick a topic for a presentation
trying out his overly-sexual geography-themed pick up lines on Wyatt
trying out his overly-sexual geography-themed pick up lines on Wyatt
being genuinely inclusive and polite during the socratic seminar
being genuinely inclusive and polite during the socratic seminar
telling Karina that he toured Harvard but didn't like the campus so he isn't going there
telling Karina that he toured Harvard but didn't like the campus so he isn't going there
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Pick a place to work on a project:

Starbucks
Starbucks
My bedroom
My bedroom
the tall tables in the back of the classroom
the tall tables in the back of the classroom
the table in the hallway, under the stairs
the table in the hallway, under the stairs
the library, in one of the study rooms
the library, in one of the study rooms
the library, at the tables in the hall
the library, at the tables in the hall
at the blue seats with the attached tables in the front of the room
at the blue seats with the attached tables in the front of the room
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Of these annoying options, pick your favorite thing to do in class:

group FRQs
google meets
video + video guide
vocabulary
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Pick a classic Cullen moment:

telling our teacher that she was indoctrinating him
telling our teacher that she was indoctrinating him
choking himself until his eyes started watering and then laughing about it
choking himself until his eyes started watering and then laughing about it
blasting Jimmy Buffett in his earbuds so the whole class could hear
blasting Jimmy Buffett in his earbuds so the whole class could hear
referring to California as "the big blue"
referring to California as "the big blue"
asking our teacher if she's ever been to a dude ranch
asking our teacher if she's ever been to a dude ranch
leaving a valentine with a sexual innuendo on it in our teacher's pencil box
leaving a valentine with a sexual innuendo on it in our teacher's pencil box
snapchatting me during quarantine to complain that we had to take notes about gender inequality
snapchatting me during quarantine to complain that we had to take notes about gender inequality
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Pick one of our teacher's WORST moments:

marking all of Wyatt's assignments as missing while he was out with a concussion until he had a 30% in the class
expecting us to learn an entire unit after quarantine started (THAT ISN'T EVEN GOING TO BE ON THE AP TEST)
taking away points on vocab if the definitions weren't in your own words
telling Vivi she won't mark her FRQ as missing and then doing that immediately after
deciding to curve the grade a new way for unit 5, our whole class's worst unit
making us do a socratic seminar (ugh) and taking away points from Sarah for no reason
making us watch a documentary about chicken
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Choose a pro-natalist policy:

Choose a pro-natalist policy:
strict abortion laws
ads promoting big families
paid paternity and maternity leave
tax breaks
illegal to possess birth control
paid spa trip for new mothers
cash incentives
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Pick another awful class:

Chinese 2
Chinese 2
Computer Science
Computer Science
Algebra 2 with Trig
Algebra 2 with Trig
Ms. Smith's Biology class
Ms. Smith's Biology class
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Of these okay options, pick your favorite thing to do in class:

gallery walks
partner presentations
population party
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Pick a vocabulary word:

fordism
fordism
meme
meme
IMR
IMR
metes and bounds
metes and bounds
absolute location
absolute location
balkanization
balkanization
smart growth
smart growth