Would you survive around me?

Would you survive around me?

Would I kill you or spare you? Take this quiz to find out! You better be careful...

published on September 05, 2016
1/6

Me: Konichiwa! Or if you do not know Japanese for hello then hi.
Bill: Hi! The names Bill Cipher!
Purple guy: Hi.

Me: Konichiwa! Or if you do not know Japanese for hello then hi. Bill: Hi! The names Bill Cipher! Purple guy: Hi.
Hi!
Hi...
2/6

Me: So I will let Bill Cipher and Purple guy ask you some questions while I go take care of someone...*runs into basement*
Purple guy: You can ask first. I will get some toast. *goes to kitchen*
Bill Cipher: What do you think of making a deal with me?

Me: So I will let Bill Cipher and Purple guy ask you some questions while I go take care of someone...*runs into basement* Purple guy: You can ask first. I will get some toast. *goes to kitchen* Bill Cipher: What do you think of making a deal with me?
Aw hell naw!
Bill Cipher: *frowns angry*
Cool!
Bill Cipher: So want to make a deal kid?
Maybe... *steps away*
Bill Cipher: ...
3/6

Me: *runs torwards you two*
Purple guy:*comes in with toast in his mouth*
Bill Cipher: Now you Purple guy.
Purple guy: What is your opinion on toast?

Me: *runs torwards you two* Purple guy:*comes in with toast in his mouth* Bill Cipher: Now you Purple guy. Purple guy: What is your opinion on toast?
Good. Can I have some?
Purple guy: Sure.
Me: *stares at you while you walk torwards him* Back away...
Ok...
Ok.
4/6

Me: So do you love Bill Cipher or Purple guy?
Bill Cipher: Typical...
Purple guy: Agreed.

Me: So do you love Bill Cipher or Purple guy? Bill Cipher: Typical... Purple guy: Agreed.
Bill Cipher senpai!
Me: No one loves neither one of my senpais!!! *kills you*
Purple guy senpai!
Me: No one loves neither one of my senpais!!! *kills you*
Both are sooooo fabulous!!!
Me: *stabs you rapidly then cuts your head of and cuts a smile into your face* NO ONE LOVES NEITHER ONE OF MY SENPAIS AND NO ONE ...
Idc for them.
Me: Good...
5/6

*Papyrus and Sans walk by*
Me: Ok lets continue.
Papyrus: Sans is that a human over there?
Sans: Yeah.
Papyrus: You shall not pass human! For I the Great Papyrus will stop you.
Me: It's ok The great Papyrus. The human is doing nothing.

*Papyrus and Sans walk by* Me: Ok lets continue. Papyrus: Sans is that a human over there? Sans: Yeah. Papyrus: You shall not pass human! For I the Great Papyrus will stop you. Me: It's ok The great Papyrus. The human is doing nothing.
Ok then. Who are those two skeletons?
Me: Papyrus and Sans. You must not like Undertale.
Hi Paps!
Papyrus: Hello human!
Me: Papyrus, you need to calm down with yelling.
Paps: Ok.
... *you dead*
6/6

Me: Everyone say bai to the human!
Bill Cipher: Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a holigram, buy gold, bai!
Everyone else: Bai!!!

Me: Everyone say bai to the human! Bill Cipher: Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a holigram, buy gold, bai! Everyone else: Bai!!!
Byeeee!!!!!!!!
... *you dead*