If you were a famous marketing ploy, what would you be? Find out which famous marketing ploy suits your personality the best! Brought to you be the Lenz weekly internal Newzletter, by Maya and Claire. mayab published on June 10, 2014 Stacked 1/10 #DBF2014 time! Pick a book to read: The Blessing of a Skinned Knee by Wendy Mogel The Stranger by Albert Camus The Fault in Our Stars by John Green The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir On The Road by Jack Kerouac It by Alexa Chung 2/10 Biggest pet peeve? When humans live as prisoners and refuse to accept the burden of being Free “I’m not a feminist, but…” Those rising gasoline prices Knockoffs Gossiping! when people just won’t chill out, man 3/10 What is the enemy? J Brand skinny jeans Whoever you make it Mean people The Patriarchy 100-Calorie snack packs 4/10 Who is your favorite poet? Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg Søren Kierkegaard Sylvia Plath, Virginia Woolf, Anne Sexton Iggy Azalea T.S. Eliot A.E. Housman 5/10 Why are you crying? That’s my kid. Look at him. DVF is discontinuing the wrap dress Existential crisis The unfair representation of females in the media I’m not crying Allergies 6/10 Which is your theme song? Float On- Modest Mouse In My Life- The Beatles Teen Idle- Marina and the Diamonds The Times They Are A Changin'- Bob Dylan Anything by Taylor Swift!!! National Anthem- Lana Del Rey 7/10 What do you get at Starbucks? House Brew Caramel machiatto, sugar free caramel, fat free milk Why does this matter Caramel Frappuccino Starbucks is a corporation and I don’t support it idk man 8/10 You’re at Phipps. Where do you go first? tapas at Twist Lilly, Kate Spade, Starbucks Intermix, Jeffrey Wherever the kids want! Agent Provacateur to complain about the oversexualization of women in their ads ...first I must face the Absurd. 9/10 Time for a vacation! Pick the best vacation spot: The dark recesses of my own mind Beach with my family Laid-back road trip with good music, good friends, and good food Milan Anywhere on 30A with my best friends 10/10 What are interns for? Doing important work and learning about Lenz Doing work nobody else wants to do Life is meaningless Helping out and having some fun! Getting more females into the workforce to eliminate the gender income gap Doing work nobody else wants to do, but hey, it’s about moving up on the job ladder, so it’s cool man