Which Fortress Member Are You? Take the quiz and find out which member of the band you are most like. FORTRESS published on August 16, 2014 Stacked 1/8 What would be your favorite memory? Back in High School, I once scored four touchdowns in a single game. Had a two-hour conversation about wood-elves with Ronnie James Dio. Once I did cocaine with the Ultimate Warrior off Kip Winger's asshole. Listening to U2's Joshua Tree. 2/8 What is your music of choice? Dudes with beards screaming about their feelings. Dudes with mullets screaming about Dragons and other nerdy shit. Whatever, as long as it's poorly recorded. Ani DiFranco. 3/8 What is your drink of choice? One Beer More beer Too much beer Sunshine Superman (extra gin) 4/8 Who is your favorite super hero? WOLVERINE: The most renegade of all super heroes. A man that plays by his own rules. MAGNETO: Because he controls METAL! \m/ BATMAN: Because he is rich and doesn't have to work at Guitar Center! Billy Bob Thornton 5/8 How do you dress? My tracksuits fit well, 25 pounds ago. Are you calling me fat? Whatever my wife buys for me at Target. Whatever my mom buys for me at Costco. 6/8 What is the best Heavy Metal Song? "Orion" by Metallica "The Call of Ktulu" by Metallica Metallica sucks. Do you guys want to ride bikes? 7/8 When playing Dungeons and Dragons, you prefer to play: Orcs, because they are tough as hell. Because you have years of experience you prefer the title of Dungeon Master. Whatever, i'll play as long as I'm allowed to do "whip-its". DnD is for nerds. Let's watch American Football. Not Soccer, just to be clear. 8/8 What is your diet? Arby's Heinz Ketchup on everything. Human garbage can. Eggs, Eggs, Eggs!
