Would you survive Rory, Lil T, and Lil J?

Would you survive Rory, Lil T, and Lil J?

Let's see if you would survive Rory (my sister), Lil T (my son), and Lil J (Eyeless Jack and Jellybean's son)!

published on September 22, 2020
1/9

Me : Hey guys! I would like to introduce you guys to Rory..
Rory : Hewo! I'm Phoenix's kinda little sister
Me : Lil T..
Lil T : Hey! I'm Phoenix's, Jax's and Toby's son!
Me : and Lil J!
Lil J : Hello, I'm Nelly (Jellybean) and EJ's son!
Me : So children, you guys are gonna ask y/n some questions, is that okay?
Kids : Sure!
Me : So, who want's-
Jellybean : *walks in* Oh hey Cookie!
Me : Hey Jellybean! Is it okay if Lil J asks y/n some questions?
Jellybean : yea sure!
Me : Okay so, Lil J, wanna go first?
Lil J : Uh sure! So y/n what's ur favorite thing to eat?

Waffles!
Lil T : Yes! *high fives*
Ew. Freaks.
Lil J : ..
Jellybean : EXCUSE ME?!
Me : It's okay Jellybean..
Jellybean : fine..
Kidneys!
Lil J : Yay!
...
Lil J : Uh, hello?..
Uh, maybe normal food??
Rory : I know right!
2/9

Me : Okay so-
Toby : *walks in* Hey babe! Hey kids!
Lil T : Hey dad!
Lil J : Hello!
Rory : Hewo!
Toby : It's there turn, I presume?
Me : Yup!
Jellybean : Where's EJ?
EJ : *walks in* im here babe!
Lil J : Hey dad!
EJ : Oh hey buddy
Me : So, Rory, you're turn?
Rory : Yesss!
Me : Okay go ahead
Rory : So y/n, do you like to draw, write, sing, color, etc??

...
Rory : Uh hello??
Uh sure!
Rory : cool!
Ew. No.
Rory : You dont have to be so rude..
YES! I LOVE IT!
Lil T : Same!
Its okay I guess
Lil J : I feel that same way
3/9

Me : Okay and-
Jellybean : Hey EJ, wanna go to the store with me?
EJ : Sure
Me : WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP INTERRUPTING ME?!?
Lil T : *hugs me* its okay mom
Toby : awwwww
Me : *my heart melts and hugs him back*
Jellybean : Awwwwww! well cya guys! *leaves with EJ*
Lil J : Cya mom and dad!
Me : Cya! Anyways, Lil T, it's your turn!
Lil T : Okay mom! So y/n, if you could wish for one thing on this earth, what would it be??
Rory : Oh good one!

To make everyone happy!
Rory : Awww! You're so sweet!
Eat meet the creepypastas!
Lil J : Oh cool!
To have all the waffles in the world!
Lil T : YES!
...
Lil T : Uh, hello??
Why would you care freak?! Hahahah!
Lil : ..
Toby : HEY-
Me : Just calm down babe..
Toby : fine..
4/9

Me : So-
Lil T : Mom, can you get out of the room please? Dad stay please
Me : But-
Lil J : Please Aunty!
Me : Fine *leaves room*
Rory : So, y/n do you think we should put Phoenix in a dress??
Lil J : I think we should
Lil T and Rory : Same!

YES! I WANNA SEE THAT!
Kids : Yes!
...
Lil T : Hello??
Ew. No. She would look ugly! hahahah!
Rory : You are gonna regret saying that..
5/9

Lil T : Okay mom! Come in!!
Me : Yes-
Lil T : Dad, get her!
Toby : *grabs me*
Me : Wait wha-
~3 minutes later~
Me : *comes out in black and red dress and mumbles* i look stupid..
Toby : *blushes* n-no you look beautiful..
Kids : You're so pretty!
Jaxson : *walks in* hey gu- *blushes hard* s-so pretty..
Me : *blushes* t-thanks guys..y/n, what do you think?

OMG! YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT! HAHAHAH!
Me : Ouch.
Lil T : What'd you say?!
Me : Its okay hun..
...
Me : uh, hello?
OMG YOU LOOK AMAZING!!!
Me : heh, thanks!
6/9

Me : *snaps fingers and changes my clothes* Okay guys, thats its! Cya later-
Kids : Wait!
Me : What is it children??
Kids : We wanna be in dresses too!
Me : Oh okay! Who wants to go first!
Lil J : I will!
~1 minute later~
Lil J : *comes out in a purple dress* I look amazing!
Rory and Lil T : Yes you do! XD
Lil J : What do you think y/n??

AWWWWWW SO CUTE!!!
Lil J : Why thank you uwu
HAHAHAHAHA FREAK!
Me : I'm gonna hurt you, I swear.
...
Me : Uhhhhh-
7/9

Rory : My turn! My turn!
Me : Alright
~3 minutes later~
Rory : *comes out in a dark blue dress*
Me : Awwwwww!
Rory : What do you think y/n?

...
Rory : Um?
AWWWW YOU LOOK SO CUTE!!!
Rory : thanks!
Ugly whore!
Me : ..Good luck trying to live..
8/9

Me : Okay Lil T, your turn now!
Lil T : Okay mom!
~2 minutes later~
Lil T : *comes out in a red dresss* I look fabulous!
Me : Awwwwwwww!
Lil T : Y/n, what do you think??

YOU ARE VERY ADORABLE!!
Toby : He gets it from me uwu
Me : bruh-
Lil T : nah, i get it from mom *hugs me*
Me : Awwwww pwp
HAHAH YOU LOOK GAY!
Me : EXCUSE ME?!?!
...
Lil T : Hello?!?
9/9

Me : Well, thats it guys, cya later! Love ya!
Everyone : Cya!

Baiii!
Freaks.
..