What kind of banana are you?

What kind of banana are you?

A fun, pointless quiz to see what kind of banana you could be! Are you a fresh banana, a store-bought banana, a soggy banana, or a dead banana?

published on December 29, 2015
1/5

What kind of things do you eat?

What kind of things do you eat?
I like junk food, but it doesn't take over my life! I eat plenty of healthy stuff too!
Junk food? JUNK FOOD?!? Ewww! I would never touch anything junky, at least most of the time!
I love ice cream, and chips, and soda. I will rarely even touch any fruit or veggie! I love junk!
Junk food is so good, I eat it at every meal! But, of course, there is still that occasional fruit or veggie somewhere in there.
2/5

How often do you go outdoors?

How often do you go outdoors?
All day, every day! I love to camp, and whether it is mowing the lawn or playing with my family, I love to be outdoors!
Never will I poke my head into the cursed outdoors! What about all the bears and mosquitoes? Thanks, but I'd prefer to play
video games and watch TV.
Meh. I enjoy staying in, and try to, but every so often, I can't help but poke my head out the door and say, "Hello, world!"
I like to balance both! I don't mind being a couch potato, but I try to be exercising outside half the day, hanging about inside
half the day!
3/5

How are you doing in school, if still in?

How are you doing in school, if still in?
Me? I don't go to school anymore! BYE-BYE, SUCKERS!
I ace school! I look at my report card, and I see all A+, with the occasional B+! (Nobody's perfect, after all.)
Well... I try, but I amount to a couple B's, plenty of C's, and a few D's.
All F's for Fantastic! Who cares about school grades, anyways?
I'm mostly B's, with plenty of A's and one or two C's. Not something to be ashamed of!
4/5

What is the square root of 64?

What is the square root of 64?
64!
8!
1!
32!
Who cares about this stuff anyways? I hate math, even on an amazing quiz like this one!
5/5

Which banana would you rather be?

Which banana would you rather be?
A fresh banana!
A store-bought banana!
A soggy banana!
A dead banana!
I like them all!