Which AVF judge are you? Ever wondered which AVF judge you are? Well wonder no more! Take the quiz and discover who you're most like, and what type of team you'd assemble. uhhryann published on August 24, 2014 Stacked 1/8 Jessica Sanchez has just stormed the stage with her flawlessness. How do you conduct your critique? Wipe the single tear falling from your eye, and give a 2 minute speech about how speechless you are. Jump to your feet midway through the performance and suggest the other contestants head home immediately. Walk out, come back, take the mic from her, scream in her face, and show her how it's actually done. Do what the group does but ask why her face is like that. Acknowledge the vocal superiority the queen possesses, and grovel at her feet. Which you CAN see. But suggest that she steer clear of blonde christian singe... 2/8 You're rushing to your seat before showtime, but hear a rumor that the producers want to fire you mid season and bring in judge Aly. What is your plan? Laugh it off and tell Aly that you'll lock her in her own basement if she comes within 10 feet of your seat on the panel. Worry a little, as you don't want to lose your job, and try to really shine through during the next show. Turn the sass meter up 100 notches and hope that the more you say bridge the better your chance of staying is. Offer to fight against the incredible injustices unmarketable flops are leaving on the show. Hope that it's not true and go back to live tweeting the duggars. 3/8 The finale is drawing very near, and you're late on recording your parts of the infamous judges cover. What do you do? Record them fast while you're parents aren't home so you don't have to explain anything. Don't do it because the popcorn made your tummy hurt. Abandon twitter for a while and send it in at the last second. Record the parts that you want but badly procrastinate on the rest. Bust out into the songs immediately because you're a star and this is your moment. 4/8 A contestant you are not fond of has just finished. What type of criticism do you give? Tell them that you'll see them in court and wonder why Laura is still on the show. Make a sarcastic comment about their talent and then ask the producers where the Swon Brothers are. Blow off the comment and try and think of ways to defy the producers and put Emblem3 through. Tell them to go back to the farm and maybe grow some marketability instead of more corn. Say that they need to go back to the Philippines because clearly that's where their "talent" originated. 5/8 AVF gives back is a new special where AVF raises awareness for charity. How do you contribute? You don't? lol You perform an original song that you wrote for Demi Lovato and Colton Dixon. You do a tap-dance routine with vocals to match where you also ship Coltjess. You offer to do a stand up routine but fall asleep midway through. You play an acoustic song and then strike a pose on the runway. 6/8 What is your all time favorite AVF performance? I Believe I Can Fly- Curtis Finch Jr House of the Rising Sun- Haley Reinhart Wasted- Danielle Bradbery Lovesong- Candice Glover Killer Queen- Carly Rae Jepsen 7/8 Your arch rival has all of their acts in the bottom 3, and your acts are all safe. How do you react? Scream initially, but try to act considerately afterwards. Praise Jesus and tell the others to suck it. Question Ryan if he's serious and sit quietly so you don't piss off any potential voters. Gloat a ton because this is the only time this has ever happened to you. Ask how this is happening because you don't really vote for your own team. 8/8 Rhonetta has just finished a superstar guest performance. What is your response? Bow down b!tch. Throw a gospel hand up and thank Jesus. Ask Rhonetta to kiss your baby. Disrespect the queen and be boo'd by the audience. Deactivate bc not worthy.
