What type of parent would you be?!

something really ugly and bad/ a name everyone hates /a name she probably wont like/ a name thats very
original or unheard of

An inspired / unique name that you and your partner chose

Named after your idol / favourite celebrity

One that makes you laugh every time you hear it

go red with anger. cancel it now - no boys round. your grounded, and your relationship is over.

think of which ways you could embarass your daughter tonight

quiz her all about her relationship and beg for all the details

nothing. whatever.

you open the door and greet him politely and welcome him into your home.

you break a slight sweat because youve been in bed all day because your so lazy and need to get dressed!

feel yourself heat with anger! no boys allowed you told her!

hop down the stairs and greet your guest - all whilst cracking some quality embarassing parent jokes . great
job!

you give him your plate and lie to the family saying youre not hungry - how generous .

"i wasnt expecting a silly guest !" you yell angrily.

You resize all the portions. they look rather small now but oh well.

quietly cuss yourself out before thinking out an alternate solution

you give him the most disgusted and horrified swear. "never will he come round again" you promise yourself

laugh and call him a lad

You carry on eating like you didnt hear that dinosaur roar of a burp

ask him if hes alright and needs a drink? the hell was that!

"good riddens" , and you cant wait to give your daughters the worst punishment of her life!

what. a. lad. "if only id recorded that burp." you think to yourself. it sounded like a literal roar.

i CANT WAIT to go back to bed! netflix ftw

"sooo cute! my little girly is all grown up!" you think to yourself. "when would you like to come round next?" you plead him.