Which Aperture Science Personality Core can you identify with?

Which Aperture Science Personality Core can you identify with?

Aperture science is a powerful company that has created a series of personality cores in order to control their AIs. Each one has a unique personality, eye colour, and traits. Humans find them rather "cute". Humans also like to identify with objects and characters, including AI. If you are human, you may enjoy this "quiz". If you are AI, you aren't supposed to be here. Get back to work, now. (This quiz is entirely roleplay and has more text than your usual quiz, just a warning)

published on February 14, 2018
1/9

"Hello. Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre. Your test today is to do with human psychology, specifically personality. The data collected from this experiment with help us create future AI prototypes. The cake will be cut with the completion of the test."

A voice talks over a loudspeaker as you enter a waiting room. There are seven others in the room with you. They look up at you warily. The atmosphere in the room is uncomfortable and a little creepy. There is a small chocolate cake resting on a table in the middle of the room. There is no knife to cut it with, so it remains untouched.

Why did you volunteer for this test?

"Hello. Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre. Your test today is to do with human psychology, specifically personality. The data collected from this experiment with help us create future AI prototypes. The cake will be cut with the completion of the test." A voice talks over a loudspeaker as you enter a waiting room. There are seven others in the room with you. They look up at you warily. The atmosphere in the room is uncomfortable and a little creepy. There is a small chocolate cake resting on a table in the middle of the room. There is no knife to cut it with, so it remains untouched. Why did you volunteer for this test?
Aperture could help me go to space!
I just wanted to see what would happen.
I want to learn more about science.
I didn't volunteer! I was forced against my will!
Wait, this is an experiment? I think I'm in the wrong place!
I wanted to see the results and see what people are like.
I came for the cake.
It sounded like fun, I wanted to challenge myself!
2/9

"Please relax. An assistant will arrive to collect you in a few minutes."

You hear a click as the door locks behind you. Strange purple gas shoots out of the air vents. The gas makes you feel drowsy.

What do you do?

"Please relax. An assistant will arrive to collect you in a few minutes." You hear a click as the door locks behind you. Strange purple gas shoots out of the air vents. The gas makes you feel drowsy. What do you do?
Bang on the door and demand to be let out!
Attempt to identify the gas using my great intellect.
SCREAM!
Bravely attempt to kick the door down!
Stare at the gas, fascinated.
Try to help the others escape!
Save the cake!
The gas looks like galaxies! So cool!
3/9

Everyone's attempts to escape are futile. Pathetic. You fall to the floor and feel your consciousness drip away...

You wake up in a strange glass cube. There is nothing in there but the bed you are now laying on, a toilet and a radio. The radio plays happy, upbeat music. The clothes you were wearing before have been replaced with a simple orange jumpsuit with the Aperture science logo on the breast pocket. Outside of the cube you see a room with white walls and floors, and a round door. There is a metal door on the cube. There's a timer above the door that reads: "0:05:00". It's counting down. You hope that's when the door will open. What do you do in the meantime?

Everyone's attempts to escape are futile. Pathetic. You fall to the floor and feel your consciousness drip away... You wake up in a strange glass cube. There is nothing in there but the bed you are now laying on, a toilet and a radio. The radio plays happy, upbeat music. The clothes you were wearing before have been replaced with a simple orange jumpsuit with the Aperture science logo on the breast pocket. Outside of the cube you see a room with white walls and floors, and a round door. There is a metal door on the cube. There's a timer above the door that reads: "0:05:00". It's counting down. You hope that's when the door will open. What do you do in the meantime?
DANCE!
Worry about the other test subjects... I hope they're okay.
Rant and rave to myself about how I got tricked, and that Aperture is evil!
Grieve over the loss of the cake. I was looking forward to that...
Try to kick the door down! It'll definitely work this time!
Look around, examining everything to look for another way out.
Hum along with the radio! This is a catchy tune!
Wow! This is so weird! I wonder why this is happening?
4/9

Five minutes pass, and thankfully, the door finally opens. A voice radiates from a hidden loudspeaker.
"Aperture science thanks you for joining us in this experiment. We a apologise for knocking you out, but it was necessary to hide the location of the test chambers. Please proceed into the next room."
You cautiously walk through the door. On the other side is a room quite similar to the one you were just in. A big red button is on the floor next to the door you just entered, with a blue cord leading to a door at the other side. A chute on the roof drops a weighted cube into the room. It's obvious what you have to do.

Five minutes pass, and thankfully, the door finally opens. A voice radiates from a hidden loudspeaker. "Aperture science thanks you for joining us in this experiment. We a apologise for knocking you out, but it was necessary to hide the location of the test chambers. Please proceed into the next room." You cautiously walk through the door. On the other side is a room quite similar to the one you were just in. A big red button is on the floor next to the door you just entered, with a blue cord leading to a door at the other side. A chute on the roof drops a weighted cube into the room. It's obvious what you have to do.
KiCk ThE dOoR dOwN
I can use my immense intelligence to hack the door.
Uh... what do I do? How to open the door?
Kick the cube around! I need to let some anger out!
Ooh, look at this! It's science! So fascinating!
Where is everyone else? I try to talk to the security camera to ask it where they are.
I wonder what's inside the cube. Is it cake? I bet it's cake.
What's in that chute? I bet it leads to SPACE!
5/9

When you realise whatever you are doing is not helping at all, you figure out you should probably put the cube on the button. It works. Well done, you're so very smart. You make your way into the next room. It is a circular room with a lift in the middle.
"Well done." says the loudspeaker. "Procede into the lift." The door closes behind you. You don't really have a choice in the matter, so you climb into the lift. It starts steadily going up. Suddenly, there's a sound of buzzing, metal screeching, and the light goes out. The lift grinds to a halt.
"Whoops." says the voice. "Looks like you're stuck. Give me a moment." What do you do?

When you realise whatever you are doing is not helping at all, you figure out you should probably put the cube on the button. It works. Well done, you're so very smart. You make your way into the next room. It is a circular room with a lift in the middle. "Well done." says the loudspeaker. "Procede into the lift." The door closes behind you. You don't really have a choice in the matter, so you climb into the lift. It starts steadily going up. Suddenly, there's a sound of buzzing, metal screeching, and the light goes out. The lift grinds to a halt. "Whoops." says the voice. "Looks like you're stuck. Give me a moment." What do you do?
THIS IS LIKE A SPACESHIP! SO COOL AAAAAAA
I should wait...
Press the lift button. That should help!
... kICK THE DOOR DOWN
It's so hot, it's like an oven in here...
Remember all those facts you heard about lifts being extremely dangerous and panic.
Look around the lift, this is so interesting!
Kick the wall! Stupid lift!
6/9

Before you can do anything, there's the screech of tearing metal and the lift begins to fall sideways. Before you can even scream, it crashes through the wall and lands on it's side with a loud boom. You lay there for a moment, shell-shocked but otherwise fine. You hear the voice in the distance, but you can't understand what it's saying. The sound of the crash rings in your ears.
Eventually, you snap out of it. Luckily, the door had been wedged open in the crash. You poke your head out of the door. You had landed in an office building. Soft, orange carpet covers the floor. The desks are covered in dust, clearly unused for months or even years. You carefully climb out of the lift.
"Oh good. You aren't dead. Now we can continue testing. Please proceed through the door, and I'll guide you back on course." Through the glass door you can see a metal path leading to another room. On either side of the path there is a long, empty drop. There are no guide rails preventing you from falling.

Before you can do anything, there's the screech of tearing metal and the lift begins to fall sideways. Before you can even scream, it crashes through the wall and lands on it's side with a loud boom. You lay there for a moment, shell-shocked but otherwise fine. You hear the voice in the distance, but you can't understand what it's saying. The sound of the crash rings in your ears. Eventually, you snap out of it. Luckily, the door had been wedged open in the crash. You poke your head out of the door. You had landed in an office building. Soft, orange carpet covers the floor. The desks are covered in dust, clearly unused for months or even years. You carefully climb out of the lift. "Oh good. You aren't dead. Now we can continue testing. Please proceed through the door, and I'll guide you back on course." Through the glass door you can see a metal path leading to another room. On either side of the path there is a long, empty drop. There are no guide rails preventing you from falling.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! JUMP OFF!
Walk confidently out onto the path.
Oooh, what's down there? Look down the gap!
Run ahead, eager to finish the testing and receive my delicious reward.
Carefully walk out onto the path... oh, this is scary...
Kick the glass door down and run out onto the path!
Walk out onto the path, lost in thought worrying about the others.
Wooooow! This is like a space station! So cool!
7/9

The path creaks and collapses with you on it. You fall, down, down, down...
You smash into a large glass tube, and are pulled along by an air current. You look around, and see the facility rushing by as you speed along. You look behind you and see a cube being pulled along as well. There is another cube in front of you. You feel completely weightless, floating along the current of air. It's an exhilarating experience, but you can't help but worry where you are going to end up at the end of the tube...

The path creaks and collapses with you on it. You fall, down, down, down... You smash into a large glass tube, and are pulled along by an air current. You look around, and see the facility rushing by as you speed along. You look behind you and see a cube being pulled along as well. There is another cube in front of you. You feel completely weightless, floating along the current of air. It's an exhilarating experience, but you can't help but worry where you are going to end up at the end of the tube...
SCREAM!
Look around! Wooow, this place is so interesting!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I can't do anything now... just wait until the end of the tube...
Smash my way out! I'm not waiting around, what if I get flung into an incinerator!?
These are the tubes that are used to carry the weighted storage cubes around the facility. Fascinating.
Woah! This is one wild ride! It's great!
Is this how water feels, flowing through a kitchen tap?
8/9

You are unable to move due to the massive power of the air. Eventually, you feel yourself slowing down. The tube goes through a wall. You are dumped rather unceremoniously on the floor of the room. You hear the voice again, but instead of coming from a loudspeaker, it seems to be right in front of you. You look up.
"Good. I managed to redirect the tube. Finally, you're back under control." A massive robot hangs above you, it's stony gaze paralyzing you on the spot.
"This is rather embarrassing. The facility is in a terrible state, and is clearly unfit for testing. Everything is falling apart. I think the most appropriate course of action would be to dispose of you via neurotoxin, but since you are a volunteer, someone would notice if you disappeared. Looks like I have to release you."

You are unable to move due to the massive power of the air. Eventually, you feel yourself slowing down. The tube goes through a wall. You are dumped rather unceremoniously on the floor of the room. You hear the voice again, but instead of coming from a loudspeaker, it seems to be right in front of you. You look up. "Good. I managed to redirect the tube. Finally, you're back under control." A massive robot hangs above you, it's stony gaze paralyzing you on the spot. "This is rather embarrassing. The facility is in a terrible state, and is clearly unfit for testing. Everything is falling apart. I think the most appropriate course of action would be to dispose of you via neurotoxin, but since you are a volunteer, someone would notice if you disappeared. Looks like I have to release you."
Finally, I can go home! Wait... what was that about neurotoxin?
About bloody time I get out of this death trap!
What about the cake? I still get cake, right?
But what about the rockets? I wanted to go to space!
This was a great adventure, but I'm definitely ready to go home now.
What about the others? Are they okay?
But... there's so much more I haven't seen yet!
Ah. Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System (GLaDOS). I finally meet you. Yes, it would be beneficial for me to leave now.
9/9

The walls of a glass lift raise up out of the ground, surrounding you. You slowly ascend. GLaDOS watches you the whole time. Eventually, you end up at the end of the lift shaft. The door opens, and you are shoved out by a robotic hand. You face plant into the room. You look up, and see that you are back in the waiting room. The others are there as well, looking just as startled as you are. A knife falls from the roof and stabs into the table next to the cake.
"Aperture Science thanks you for taking part in this Climate Controlled Enrichment Test. You may now receive your prizes and leave. Please leave."

The walls of a glass lift raise up out of the ground, surrounding you. You slowly ascend. GLaDOS watches you the whole time. Eventually, you end up at the end of the lift shaft. The door opens, and you are shoved out by a robotic hand. You face plant into the room. You look up, and see that you are back in the waiting room. The others are there as well, looking just as startled as you are. A knife falls from the roof and stabs into the table next to the cake. "Aperture Science thanks you for taking part in this Climate Controlled Enrichment Test. You may now receive your prizes and leave. Please leave."
I did't learn very much from that experience. Disappointing.
That was exhilarating!
I didn't get to go to space! : (
FINALLY I CAN LEAVE!
FINALLY I CAN GET MY CAKE!
Aww, I only saw one robot : (
Oh, good! Everyone else is okay.
What the hell just happened?!