Would Ticci Toby like you?

Would Ticci Toby like you?

Soo u like Ticci Toby? Well, let's see if he likes you too! Cuz u know he is awesome.

published on November 11, 2016
1/9

Me: what up? Okay so hi and this is ticci Toby. We want to see if your cool or not Kay?
Ticci: hi.. I'm Toby. Nice to meet ya.

You: hi! I'm ___. Nice to meet you too Toby. :)
You: yea hi whatevs. Can we start now?
You: h-hi.. Nice to meet you too Toby..
Toby: aww your shy
2/9

Me: okay, so first question. Do you like killing?

You: heck yea killing is fun!!
Toby: let's go kill people!
Me: aww yea!! (We run off killing people)
You:depends on the person. Like not my friends or family.
Toby: very respectful. :)
You: OMG NO!! THATS WRONG AND SHAMEFUL.
Toby: oh.. Okay.
Me:... Understandable.
3/9

Me: okay, fav color?
Toby: really u had to use that question?
Me: shut up Toby.

You:the most colorful colors ever!!!! :D
Toby: okay..
You:red, black, orange, and stuff like that.
Toby: oooh cool.
You:um, anything is cool. Nothing too bright.
Toby: that's comforting.
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Me: okay, weapon of choice?
Toby: yes finally a good question.

You: a chainsaw!!
Toby: cool
You:a baseball bat.
Toby: would that even kill someone?
You: hatchets and a knife
Toby: THERE U GO GURL.
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Me:okay, why do you like Toby? Toby get out of the room for this question.
Toby: no! I wanna stay.
Me: I'll make offender work his magic on you.
Toby: okay..

You: he is soo cute and I really wanna be his bff. He is also like a lost puppy, and I want
to be there for him because he is so amazing.
You: nothing really. Idk why I'm here I'm just randomly answering questions.
You: he is so cool and awesome. Like, if I could kill with anyone, it would be Toby! So
cool.. (0///0)
6/9

Me: Toby come back
Toby:yay
Me: okay, so. Who is your favorite creepypasta other than Toby.

You: masky!
Toby: omg yasss
You: slender and all the others.
Toby: K.
You: everyone!!!
Toby: yea i gotta agree. But not offender!!
7/9

Me: okay, who do you hate? Be honest here. We won't hate. RIGHT TOBY?!
Toby: yeah yeah..

You: masky..
Toby: .....
You: No one
Toby: yea same.
You: offender duh!!
Toby: I hate offender too! Let's kill him!
( you both kill offender XD well, u attempt to.)
8/9

Me: okay, almost done. If Toby suddenly wants to kill you, what would you do?
Toby: yea- WAIT WHAT!?

You: Kill him first.
Toby: OH HECKK NO.
You: I would beg for mercy.
Toby: k.
You: I would walk away, cuz we are friends and I trust him.
Toby: yay :)
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Me: okay, last one. Do you promise to take care of him? We all love him, and we want to know you will care for him. Also, do you really really like him? Don't lie.
Toby: (stays silent)

You: Yes, I will care for him because he is like a brother to me. And I do really really like
him, he is one of the best people ever. (Hugs Toby)
You: tbh, I do care for him already but I would kill him if I had too. Soo yep. And I do
like Toby, but if I had to kill him I would.
You: yes, I promise! Toby will be in great hands and I do like him. I already killed like,
idk five people for him.