What Alice in Wonderland character are you? (1) This quiz will tell you if you are bonkers- I mean, an Alice in Wonderland character or not. Also, answer these honestly. Please, i'm begging you! Hoodie886 published on July 24, 2019 Stacked 1/5 Someone walks up to your house and asks for biscotti. What do you do? Scream,"Off with your head!" Shyly ask what kind Ask why they need it Give them four bags of biscotti and sixteen tea bags Silently hand it to them and close the door 2/5 A mysterious cat saunters up to you and asks if you need help finding the red queens palace. What is your response? Become highly offended and say "Off with you,mangy cat." Say yes and become horibbly lost Ask who the red queen is and accept the directions Not notice the cat at all and continue drinking tea with your friend Say no, but thank him for the offer 3/5 You are walking along a path when a dog sweeps it away. What do you do? Yell at the dog and order your guards to put the dog to death Keep walking, but bump into some dangerous people, and get beat up Follow the dog and get bit by the dog Start walking in a different direction and get to where you were going Go back where you came from and find a different route 4/5 You are offered a game of chess, but when you get to the game, you have to play as one of the pieces! What's your reaction? Play, but break all the rules so you can win Shyly step on the board,but the other team puts you in check. Curiously ask all the pieces what it's like being on the board, but lose the game Play the game normally and win Once you get there you leave 5/5 You are invited to a party, but when you get there, everyone is acting bonkers! What do you do? Start threatening to cut people heads off if they don't act orderly Just pretend everything is normal and end up hurt from someone shoving you Explore around, but get sick from someone giving you something you can't eat Everything is normal to you, so you just enjoy yourself You tell everyone to act normal for a little bit and no one listens to you