Which 'Dukes of Hazzard' Character are YOU?

Which 'Dukes of Hazzard' Character are YOU?

Welcome to Hazzard County! Let's see which classic character you fit in as...

published on October 20, 2017
1/17

Howdy! Let's make this first one a clothes call. What do you like to wear/how do you like to dress?

Howdy! Let's make this first one a clothes call. What do you like to wear/how do you like to dress?
My way. Having a signature
look is more important than
being "stylish".
Well, see now, that depends...
is it a church day?
Oh, as long as it's something
practical, who cares what color
shirt's on your back?
I ain't trying to toot my own
horn here, but boy do I look
great in pastels.
My cleanest dirty shirt?
Doesn't really matter... I can
make anything look good.
Nothing that doesn't match.
Sorry, can you repeat the
quesition, please?
2/17

Now that the roosters are done crowing for the morning, what is your favorite animal?

Now that the roosters are done crowing for the morning, what is your favorite animal?
For what?
For eating?
Horses are fun to ride.
Mules are good to have.
Dogs are the best.
I've always kind of liked the
strays.
I guess I like them all.
Anything cute.
3/17

Now, which statement sums-up your idea of breakfast?

Now, which statement sums-up your idea of breakfast?
Breakfast? I don't usually have
the time for that.
How about you tell me, and I'll
whip us something up.
Eggs, grits, biscuits and bacon.
And don't forget the gravy.
Farm-fresh, home-cooked, and
shared with family.
Any food I am blessed enough
to have.
Beer and donuts.
Some folks frown upon what I
like to eat for breakfast.
Well, as long as there's
coffee...
Buttermilk. Got to have
buttermilk.
4/17

How would you describe your best quality?

How would you describe your best quality?
Where do I start?
Oh I can't say that... I'm too
modest.
Well, what's a man without his
honor?
Well, I am the smartest guy I
know.
Well, I am pretty caring.
Well, I am in charge.
I'll just keep showing off my
amazing smile.
Crazy.
5/17

How would folks describe you?

How would folks describe you?
With whistles and
compliments.
How would I know? I've never
thought about it before.
As downright wonderful, I am
sure.
Oh there's no telling... I'm a
mess.
Hopefully folks think I'm nice.
Most folks know I keep my
word.
Are we talking friends or
enemies here?
Who cares? As long as
everyone keeps in mind how
important I am.
6/17

Which classic children's song do you like the most?

Which classic children's song do you like the most?
The Ants are Marching
The Wheels on the Bus
Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Camptown Races
Here We Go Around the
Mulberry Bush
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
Old McDonald
Row Your Boat
7/17

You're on your way to someplace you need to be, when you cross paths with a friend in need. Do you stop to lend a hand?

You're on your way to someplace you need to be, when you cross paths with a friend in need. Do you stop to lend a hand?
Well, as long as nobody was
hurt, I'd just call for someone
else to come help, then be on
my way.
Sure, might as well... there's no
harm in running a few more
minutes late.
A friend? Heck, I'd stop on a
dime to help a stranger.
Of course! And it'd make my
day to be of an assistance.
Maybe I should, but I can't
swear that I would.
Well, it depends... what sort of
trouble are they in?
Maybe... but I expect to be
rewarded for my good deeds.
Absolutely. And I'd stick with
them until the problem was a
thing of the past.
8/17

It's another hot summer day. Not a cloud in the sky, nor a care in the world. What are you up to?

It's another hot summer day. Not a cloud in the sky, nor a care in the world. What are you up to?
No good. Life can get boring if
you're too careful.
Oh, just making plans for the
evening.
Same stuff I'm always up to...
nevermind the weather.
Just tinkering on this and
that... you know what they say
about idle hands.
Well, since it's hot, there ain't
no harm in going swimming.
Well, since it's hot, I might as
well stay inside.
Sounds like a perfect day for a
nap.
Picnic!
9/17

Here come some values! From most important to least, which list is closest to correct in your eyes?

Here come some values! From most important to least, which list is closest to correct in your eyes?
Dignity, compassion,
happiness, intelligence, wealth
Happiness, compassion,
dignity, wealth, intelligence
Wealth, intelligence, happiness,
dignity, compassion
Intelligence, dignity,
compassion, happiness,
wealth
Dignity, wealth, intelligence,
compassion, happiness
10/17

Be it time, money, or both, you've got to offer some charity. No copping out of this one, but you can select which local joint you want to help...

Be it time, money, or both, you've got to offer some charity. No copping out of this one, but you can select which local joint you want to help...
Soup Kitchen
Boy/Girl Scout Troops
Nursing Home
Orphanage
11/17

Well, you're already in town, so you might as well pick up your mail. Which magazine is waiting for you at the post office?

Well, you're already in town, so you might as well pick up your mail. Which magazine is waiting for you at the post office?
Do comic books count?
Hot Rod
Country Living
Field & Stream
Sear's Discount Catalog
Dogster
Motor Trend
I'll just grab a copy of the
Hazzard Gazette.
12/17

The weekend has finally rolled around! It's time for a good time, and it's also happy hour at the only road house in town. Tell us, what are you doing at the Boar's Nest?

The weekend has finally rolled around! It's time for a good time, and it's also happy hour at the only road house in town. Tell us, what are you doing at the Boar's Nest?
Going broke.
Turning heads.
Flirting up a storm.
Getting ready to head back
home.
Dancing a little, but not
drinking a drop.
Trying to break up all the
brawls.
Trying to win all the brawls.
tsk... I spend my Friday nights
doing more important things.
13/17

You've got a dime and the jukebox is hungry. What sort of tune fills the Boar's Nest?

You've got a dime and the jukebox is hungry. What sort of tune fills the Boar's Nest?
A dime? I thought that thing
ran on quarters.
Y'all have any requests?
How about one the whole
crowd can sing along to.
Nothing that raises too much
ruckus.
Whatever my date wants to
hear.
Well, love songs are always
nice.
We don't need none of them
heartbroken songs.
Who cares? As long as its
upbeat and loud.
14/17

Everybody knows that small-towns love their big-time fun! Which event are you most excited to attend this year?

Everybody knows that small-towns love their big-time fun! Which event are you most excited to attend this year?
Harvest Hayride
Summerwild Square Dance
Costume Party
Talent Show
4th of July Parade
County Carnival
Holiday Potluck
Easter Sunrise Service
15/17

Pick a treat...

Pick a treat...
Pickled peaches
Wild blackberries
16/17

Pick another...

Pick another...
Honeysuckles
Watermelon
17/17

Go on, have one more....

Go on, have one more....
Berry Cobbler
Banana Split