Which 'Dukes of Hazzard' Character are YOU? Welcome to Hazzard County! Let's see which classic character you fit in as... Dixie_Rose published on October 20, 2017 Stacked 1/17 Howdy! Let's make this first one a clothes call. What do you like to wear/how do you like to dress? My way. Having a signature look is more important than being "stylish". Well, see now, that depends... is it a church day? Oh, as long as it's something practical, who cares what color shirt's on your back? I ain't trying to toot my own horn here, but boy do I look great in pastels. My cleanest dirty shirt? Doesn't really matter... I can make anything look good. Nothing that doesn't match. Sorry, can you repeat the quesition, please? 2/17 Now that the roosters are done crowing for the morning, what is your favorite animal? For what? For eating? Horses are fun to ride. Mules are good to have. Dogs are the best. I've always kind of liked the strays. I guess I like them all. Anything cute. 3/17 Now, which statement sums-up your idea of breakfast? Breakfast? I don't usually have the time for that. How about you tell me, and I'll whip us something up. Eggs, grits, biscuits and bacon.And don't forget the gravy. Farm-fresh, home-cooked, and shared with family. Any food I am blessed enough to have. Beer and donuts. Some folks frown upon what I like to eat for breakfast. Well, as long as there's coffee... Buttermilk. Got to have buttermilk. 4/17 How would you describe your best quality? Where do I start? Oh I can't say that... I'm too modest. Well, what's a man without his honor? Well, I am the smartest guy I know. Well, I am pretty caring. Well, I am in charge. I'll just keep showing off my amazing smile. Crazy. 5/17 How would folks describe you? With whistles and compliments. How would I know? I've never thought about it before. As downright wonderful, I am sure. Oh there's no telling... I'm a mess. Hopefully folks think I'm nice. Most folks know I keep my word. Are we talking friends or enemies here? Who cares? As long as everyone keeps in mind how important I am. 6/17 Which classic children's song do you like the most? The Ants are Marching The Wheels on the Bus Do Your Ears Hang Low? Camptown Races Here We Go Around the Mulberry Bush Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Old McDonald Row Your Boat 7/17 You're on your way to someplace you need to be, when you cross paths with a friend in need. Do you stop to lend a hand? Well, as long as nobody was hurt, I'd just call for someone else to come help, then be on my way. Sure, might as well... there's no harm in running a few more minutes late. A friend? Heck, I'd stop on a dime to help a stranger. Of course! And it'd make my day to be of an assistance. Maybe I should, but I can't swear that I would. Well, it depends... what sort of trouble are they in? Maybe... but I expect to be rewarded for my good deeds. Absolutely. And I'd stick with them until the problem was a thing of the past. 8/17 It's another hot summer day. Not a cloud in the sky, nor a care in the world. What are you up to? No good. Life can get boring if you're too careful. Oh, just making plans for the evening. Same stuff I'm always up to... nevermind the weather. Just tinkering on this and that... you know what they say about idle hands. Well, since it's hot, there ain't no harm in going swimming. Well, since it's hot, I might as well stay inside. Sounds like a perfect day for a nap. Picnic! 9/17 Here come some values! From most important to least, which list is closest to correct in your eyes? Dignity, compassion, happiness, intelligence, wealth Happiness, compassion, dignity, wealth, intelligence Wealth, intelligence, happiness, dignity, compassion Intelligence, dignity, compassion, happiness, wealth Dignity, wealth, intelligence, compassion, happiness 10/17 Be it time, money, or both, you've got to offer some charity. No copping out of this one, but you can select which local joint you want to help... Soup Kitchen Boy/Girl Scout Troops Nursing Home Orphanage 11/17 Well, you're already in town, so you might as well pick up your mail. Which magazine is waiting for you at the post office? Do comic books count? Hot Rod Country Living Field & Stream Sear's Discount Catalog Dogster Motor Trend I'll just grab a copy of the Hazzard Gazette. 12/17 The weekend has finally rolled around! It's time for a good time, and it's also happy hour at the only road house in town. Tell us, what are you doing at the Boar's Nest? Going broke. Turning heads. Flirting up a storm. Getting ready to head back home. Dancing a little, but not drinking a drop. Trying to break up all the brawls. Trying to win all the brawls. tsk... I spend my Friday nights doing more important things. 13/17 You've got a dime and the jukebox is hungry. What sort of tune fills the Boar's Nest? A dime? I thought that thing ran on quarters. Y'all have any requests? How about one the whole crowd can sing along to. Nothing that raises too much ruckus. Whatever my date wants to hear. Well, love songs are always nice. We don't need none of them heartbroken songs. Who cares? As long as its upbeat and loud. 14/17 Everybody knows that small-towns love their big-time fun! Which event are you most excited to attend this year? Harvest Hayride Summerwild Square Dance Costume Party Talent Show 4th of July Parade County Carnival Holiday Potluck Easter Sunrise Service 15/17 Pick a treat... Pickled peaches Wild blackberries 16/17 Pick another... Honeysuckles Watermelon 17/17 Go on, have one more.... Berry Cobbler Banana Split