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published on June 19
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What type of shoes do spies wear?

Boots
Sandals
Sneakers
2/12

Why did the tomato turn red?

It was ripe
It was blushing
It saw the salad dressing
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How do you organize a space party?

You don't, it's in space
You planet
You star-t
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
No, what happened?
He's odd like that
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets spicy
Gets jalapeño business
Goes in a dish
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Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home?

Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home?
It ran out of gas
It took the wrong turn
It lost its bearings
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How do you make holy water?

How do you make holy water?
You pray over it
You boil the hell out of it
You bless it
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A watch belt
A waist of time
A time belt
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Why are frogs so happy?

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them
They live leapingly
They like the rain
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Lure it with nuts
Act like a nut
Use a trap
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream
Sit by the river
With a friend
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It scared the crows away
It was outstanding in its field
It looked good