The Good Place: What kind of philosophy do you need more of?

Find out which character from the Good Place you are and what that means for the kinds of ethics you need in your life!

published on April 19, 2020
1/17

What does your ideal Saturday night look like?

Going to your favorite EDM concert
Working on the novel that you’ve been
writing forever but can’t seem to finish
Hosting a formal dinner party for 100 of
your closest friends
Drinking alone and texting your exes
2/17

You’re going out to eat with your friends. What's your order for the table?

Jalapeno poppers
Margaritas for the table
You run to the bathroom and hope
someone else orders
Hors d'oeuvres and Dom Perignon
3/17

You’ve been told you can only wear one outfit everyday for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?

Jeans and an old t-shirt
What you’re currently wearing -- you run
out of time to choose anything else
A day-to-night dress
Jacksonville Jaguars jersey
4/17

What type of student were you in school?

Didn’t make it past middle school
Loved school so much that after you
graduated you returned as a college
professor
Got good grades thanks to having tutors
in every subject
Average student, occasionally cheated
off your classmates to get the upper
hand
5/17

You invite some friends over to your house to hang out. What activities do you plan for them?

Open bar and buffalo wings
Rigged games in which you know you’ll
win
Madden tournament
French poetry and fine red wine (but
guests have to bring their own wine
because you don’t want to guess what
they like)
6/17

Is it really that important to act morally?

Yes we should always act morally no
matter the circumstance
What does "morally" mean?
No, everything I do is for me because
the
world is stupid
Of course we should act morally, it will
bring fame and glory upon ourselves if
we do
7/17

Who’s your favorite celebrity?

Ryan Gosling
Blake Bortles
Khloe Kardashian
Immanuel Kant
8/17

You find yourself in a place you're not supposed to be in. What do you do?

Embrace my new surroundings -- if I’m
there I must belong at some level
This is impossible, I belong everywhere
Keep quiet and go along with everything
Seek out help and try to fit in
9/17

What is your coffee order?

Caramel frappuccino
Irish coffee
I do not drink coffee because it will stain
my perfectly white teeth
I can never decide so I just get black
10/17

Someone drops their wallet in front of the mall. What do you do?

Take the wallet and buy DJ equipment
Just take the cash but leave the wallet
and go to the bar
Pick up the wallet, track the person
down, and make sure people know that
you went out of your way to find them
and return
the wallet
Stand next to it for hours because you
don’t know what would be the right
thing
to do. Your cousin is sick and could
use some
extra money to feed their ...
11/17

What lane do you typically drive in when you are on the highway?

The left lane while cutting off others
The right lane cautiously
Your chauffeur takes you everywhere so
you don’t have to worry about driving
You bike everywhere
12/17

Which would be the most torturous for you?

No one knowing who you are
Being surrounded by better people
Not knowing if your choices were right
or
wrong
Not being able to be yourself
13/17

What is most important to you?

Fame and wealth
Knowledge
Making sure number 1 is always on top
That your dance crew stays together
and
is the best
14/17

What is your greatest weakness?

Indecisiveness
Needing recognition and external
validation
Not being able to shut up
Selfishness
15/17

What is your ideal vacation getaway?

Miami for an EDM Festival
A beach cabana in the Bahamas and a
copy of Aristotle’s Nicomachean Ethics
Shots and jumbo shrimp in Cabo
New York City to support your own
charity
16/17

What was your favorite subject in elementary school?

English/Literature
Recess
PE
I never liked school
17/17

What one word defines you?

Charitable
Moral
Gullible
Cunning