Are you a Fop, a wit or a rogue?

Are you a Fop, a wit or a rogue?

Brought to you by Droll and Folly Publishing. This months edition of Plain Dealer magazine is sure to put a stop to that age old argument, before you say something you regret... right Oldfox?

published on June 06, 2017
1/6

Your friends would say you...

Pshawh! I have no need of
friends
... owe them a great deal of
money
... have come from some
melancholy place, as my
sparkling intellect means I
am always missed from
whatever room I have just
left!
... the most stylish and
original person they know
2/6

What would you say to your enemy?

I won't let him speak ill of
my friends- that way he will
see my loyalty and may
offer me some money for't
Words are cheap! I would
sooner fight than duel with
tongues!
That he has nothing of the
satyr but his face! It's
incredibly funny if you know
the classics as well as I do
Enemies? Everyone adores
me, in all the superfine
coventickle gallants of the
town
3/6

When looking for love, what are you seeking?

Someone who adores me!
Someone who won't
interrupt me!
Someone who has 5 million
a year!
Someone who sees the
world as I do, full of
inconvenience and useless
fops!
4/6

What are your last words likely to be?

You most obedient and
humble servant...
I would rail as if a thousand
mighty winds did shake the
windows! I would rail to all
four corners of the earth! I
would rail so that Southern
Rail woul...
All these questions about
words! What's wrong with
exiting the world with a
good honest grunt?
I swear I will pay you on
Monday! Please just give me
until Monday!
5/6

What do you think of Lady Goodly?

I hear she has 2 million a
year... is she widowed yet?
She is a good and honest
creature, although her eye
may languish a little
She is so familiar that she
has had more rides than a
boris bike, though she is half
as useful and nowhere near
as cheap!
Nothing - are we done with
this quiz yet?
6/6

What would you do to a drunken sailor?

Fight him!
Take his money!
Mock him!
Whatever he wants!