Which An Inspector Calls character are you? Take the quiz to find out which character you are from the hit play 'An Inspector Calls'! An_Inspector_Calls published on May 11, 2016 Stacked 1/7 You meet a young, drunk woman in a bar. What do you do? Shag her I don't go to bars Leave her, she's not my problem Take her home Watch from a distance Join her Pity her 2/7 There's a strike and you are asked to support it. What do you do? Strikes are for peasants What's a strike? Leave them, they'll be fine Watch from a distance Pfft who needs to buy food? Join, there might be some pretty ladies I'm the one organising the strike 3/7 Someone accuses you of committing a crime. How do you respond? I play golf with the head of the police The audacity! How dare you accuse me, a respectable woman Shhhh let's have some port Calmly explain, giving an ambiguous reason Sorry, what have I done? Watch from a distance I'll have to represent myself but I'll try to do my best 4/7 You see someone assaulting a woman in a club, what do you do? Join in Watch from a distance She probably deserves it Help her home with not so gentlemanly intentions That's awful. I'd tell the bouncer A woman in a club???? Whoops! Probably my son, I'll have to pay the girl to keep quiet 5/7 The port is spilled at dinner. How do you react? What a waste of good port Lick it off the table Watch from a distance We can always buy more What a careless idiot! Politely clean it up I can't afford port 6/7 What is you favourite animal? Rabbit Wolf Watching from a distance Veal Female dog Something common Snake 7/7 An inspector knocks at the door. Do you answer? The maid will get it! The maid will get it!! The maid will get it!!! The maid will get it!!!! The maid will get it!!!!! I don't have a door The maid will ge- oh shit, I am the maid