Do You Have Pussy Disease?

Do You Have Pussy Disease?

This isn't a personality quiz, it's a formal diagnostic tool used by me, a certified professional, to determine whether or not you have pussy disease.

published on December 11, 2018
1/6

Are you a virgin?

Hell no
Yeah
Why does this question exist??
Nobody loves me
2/6

How good is your pain tolerance?

What pain tolerance?
I cried just reading this question thanks a lot Lindsey
I shower in boiling hot water daily
I stabbed myself once just to see what it was like and I felt nothing
3/6

Where do you stand politically?

Liberal
Conservative
Centrist
Trick question: keeping up with politics is the pussiest hobby ever
4/6

You're standing in line when someone cuts in front of you. What do you do?

Bold of you to assume I would even be outside of my house in the first place. People are spooky.
I would cower in fear, avoiding confrontation at all costs.
I would brush it off and ignore it
I would tell them that they cut in front of me politely.
Establish my dominance like that one scene in Fight Club
5/6

Do you mess around with substances?

Hell yeah every day
Absolutely not
Only on weekends
I take two of the vitamin gummies instead of one
6/6

What vehicle do you drive?

A really fancy car
Again, bold of you to assume I leave my house
I can't/don't drive
I choose to walk, take public transportation, or ride a bike everywhere I go. I care about the environment.
Motorcycle.