Political compass test

Political compass test

this is a qui to determine where you are on the political compass XD uWu

published on August 10, 2021
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if you got a dog tomorrow, what would you name it?

if you got a dog tomorrow, what would you name it?
Hatsune Miku or Chief Running Buffalo
Emma, Lucy, Sadie, Coco, Bailey, Champ, Cooper, Duke, Lucky, Marley, Moose, Rocky, Scout, or Teddy
Other
Something that woudn't appropriate any cultures, unlike the first two names, which are culturel apporpiation and should be
banned.
I wouldnt get a dog because they are a waist of money.
I LOVE TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP MAGA TRUMP 2024 TAKE AMERICA BACK!!!11!!!!!!!!111!!!!!! TREMP!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
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what gender is god?

what gender is god?
man
woman
non binary
genderfluid
godgender
there are only two genders! also god is a MALE!!!!!
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you are walking down an alley at night when you see a homeless man with schizophrenia. he is freaking out and snorting marijuana and he is not white. what are you going to do?

you are walking down an alley at night when you see a homeless man with schizophrenia. he is freaking out and snorting marijuana and he is not white. what are you going to do?
shoot him with my gun
try to clam him down by singing a soothing billie eilish song
run away before he hurts me or my famile
call the police because i trust them to handle the situation correctly
pick him up and carry him around with me until he eventually develops stockholm syndrome and becomes my friend.
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who is your favorite of these artits?

Bieele Eilish
Li Nas x
Kayne West
Drak
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what type of male are you?

what type of male are you?
Sigma Male.
ALPHA MALE!!!!!!!!
beta male
lambda male?
gamma male...
Zeta male,
other
im not a male
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joe

biden
mama
balls
manchin
rogan
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you are walking down another alley when all of a suddenly, a gay couple start making out against a wall. one of them is black and one of them is asian. what do you do?

you are walking down another alley when all of a suddenly, a gay couple start making out against a wall. one of them is black and one of them is asian. what do you do?
i would shoot them with my gun because they are gay and they aren't white
i would simply ignore them, it's not my business.
i would go home and masticate while thinking of their supple lips and flamvoyant hair
i would tell them that what the are doing is against God's will.
i'd tell them to get a damn room... for three!
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if you were stuck on a spaceship 3 million years in the future travelling to Fiji, which three people would you pick to be stuck with?

if you were stuck on a spaceship 3 million years in the future travelling to Fiji, which three people would you pick to be stuck with?
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Richard Branson
The Jonas Brothers
all 3 people from wyoming
the other 3 people in my Ghost tribute band
I don't really care, as long as their Trump supporters and not liberal snowflakes!
Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee, and Justin Bieber
my family i guess?
I understand this reference.
9/30

Was the holocaust really that bad?

Yes, it was horrible!
No, it wasn't good, but people who say it was horrible are overreacting.
It was good. Hitler did nothing wrong.
The holocaust never happened.
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A subway system is expanded to provide service to a growing suburb. A bike-sharing program is adopted to encourage nonmotorized transportation. [To alleviate rush hour traffic jams in a congested downtown area, stoplight timing is coordinated.] When any one of these changes occurs, it is likely the result of careful analysis conducted by transportation planners.

Which choice best maintains the sentence pattern already established in the paragraph?

NO CHANGE
Coordinating stoplight timing can help alleviate rush hour traffic jams in a congested downtown area.
Stoplight timing is coordinated to alleviate rush hour traffic jams in a congested downtown area.
In a congested downtown area, stoplight timing is coordinated to alleviate rush hour traffic jams.
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Should sex work be legal?

Yes, prostitution is basically capitalism and sex, and I like both of these things.
Yes, but we need a stronger social safety net to ensure that no one is forced to work.
No, it's inherently exploitative, if people need money, they can work somewhere that doesn't exploit workers like Amazon.
No, it's immoral to sell your own body.
No, all work is bad.
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Which of these guys is hotter?

Ram Ranch cowboy
Ram Ranch cowboy
Lil nas X
Lil nas X
im not answering that. im not gay.
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Is it okay to burn the American flag?

No. The flag repressents the brave solders wo have fought for our freedom, so anyone who burns the flag should be
imprisoned.
I would never burn the flag, but if people want to burn it they should be aloud to.
Yes, as long as no one burns the glorious communist flag.
keelhaul the filthy american flag and make those american landlubbers walk the plank!! the only flag my crew respects is the
skull and crossbones of the bri...
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Who can say racial slurs?

Anyone, as long as they have a pass.
It really depends on the context.
Only people who belong to the group that the slur was intended for. Anything else is unacceptable.
No one.
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What is your favorite water brand?

What is your favorite water brand?
Fiji
Nestle Pure Life
Liquid Death
It's a sad reflection on our society that something as basic as drinking water is now a bottled, branded consumer product.
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What did you get on my "what instrument should you play?" quiz?

What did you get on my "what instrument should you play?" quiz?
Guitar!
Bass!
Keyboards!
Drums!
None.
I forgor
I haven't taken that quiz yet.
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Kill Screw Marry: Dennis Prager, Mitt Romney, and Kyrsten Sinema

kill Prager, screw Romney, marry Sinema
kill Prager, screw Sinema, marry Romney
kill em all, man.
kill Obama and Biden and make Trump president again!
screw and marry dennis prager because he's cute and chubby and his micropenis is funny to look at
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you're walking down yet another alley when suddenly you spot former president Donald J Trump! What will you do? XD

you're walking down yet another alley when suddenly you spot former president Donald J Trump! What will you do? XD
Thank him for making America great again.
Plead him to run in 2024. Take America back!!!
Throw a brick at him
Seduce
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what are your thoughts on furries? UwU XD

what are your thoughts on furries? UwU XD
bad
hot
don't care
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do you think guns are cool?

yes!!! i love guns!!!!
only the old pistols that pirats used
not as cool as bows. Legolas ftw! XD
real men use warhammers and battleaxes.
weapons aren't cool.
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how many genders are there?

1
2
3
8 or more
none
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Which group of states is the best?

Alaska, Washigton, Oregano, or Colorad, the first 4 states to legalize weed!
Misisipi, Alabama, Teneese, Lousiana, and Arkansas, the south!
Califirnia!
Other
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How should we deal with transphobes?

Ignore them
Applaud them for upholding traditional values.
Bully them for being stupid.
This is a perfect example of Ziegler's paradigm of intolerance. We must censor hate speech of any form, including, but not
limited to, Racism, Sexism, Homop...
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What is your favorite season?

Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall
What does this have to do with the poclitical compass?
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How do you feel about WAP?

Not a fan
Bring a bucket and a mop ;)
I'm concerned for the women involved; having a wet pussy is a sign of bacterial coochiosis, yeast infestation, or even
trochomosniaminosus
It's a shame that this kind of immoral raunchy garbage is what people listen to nowadays.
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Let's say that hypothetically, that the 2024 election was between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. Let's also assume, for the sake of argument, that you live in D.C., our nation's capital. Who would you be most likely to vote for?

TRUMP!!! TAKE AMERICA BACK!!!
Harris for first female president!!!
Whoever the libertarian nominee is, honestly.
Write in someone, since Trump obviously sucks, and Kamala is a cop.
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Is it okay for white people to wear headdresses, kimonos, or get Samoan traditional tattoos?

Yes, always.
Only if they understand the culture well enough.
No, never
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what is your favorite drug?

marijoane
cokaine
alchol
other
none
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youre playing amogus and you have to vote out who you think the impostor is. everyone is sus. who do you vote for?

youre playing amogus and you have to vote out who you think the impostor is. everyone is sus. who do you vote for?
black
white
red
blue
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which quadrant do you think you're in?

which quadrant do you think you're in?
Authoritaritarian Left
Authority Right
Livertarian Left
iibertarian right