Which Bad Dad Joke Are You?

Which Bad Dad Joke Are You?

Find out which bad dad joke best matches your sense of humor! Take this quiz to find out!

published on February 29, 2024
1/5

What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky?
Chocolate
A stick
Maple syrup
A dirty diaper
2/5

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was stuffed with hay
He was outstanding in his field
Because he was outstanding in his field
He was a-maize-ing
3/5

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
Royal fish
Cod Save The Queen
King Neptune
A fish-torical figure
4/5

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired
Because it was two-tired
It lost its balance
It was wheelie tired
5/5

What did one wall say to the other wall?

What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll support you
I'm leaning on you
You're looking a little rough
I'll meet you at the corner