Are you an opossum, raccoon, or rat?

Doesn't this go through everyone's mind? No? Woooooww. Well, it should.

published on Monday
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What's your favorite food?

Your trash that you keep in those shiny silver bins.
OoO, well, trash sounds nice. Preferably the broken electronics.
Left-overs and that nice, sweaty, old trash you keep in those nice black bags. Once found
something long and bloody in there once.
Idk. LOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLLOOLLOLOLOL.
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Clothes? Make-up?

Dark grey eyeliner, white blush, fingerless gloves, maybe a fluffy silver coat.
A grey Mickey Mouse suit, please.
I wanna look like I just came outta jail. Can ya do that, punk?
No. HEH.
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Are you good with children?

oH, tHoSe LiTtLe DaRlInGs? OFC! I totally wouldn't throw it out the window-
Hm. Remind me what that means again?
Oh sure, I have a lot. In fact, there's some that I don't even know.
Maybe, maybe not. HA!
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You find a humongous monster!

huh what bro I'll beat em up! You js watch! oH, UR DEAD, MAN! o-oh... x-x
C'mon, bud! Now, now, we don't wanna start t-trouble! Lets just...uh...here. *Gives
crumpled candy wrapper* (In mind: I'll snatch that back later...)
*Sniffles* Oh! Just take me alive. I don't deserve this life! Taaaake meeeee!!!!!!!!! oH, i SEE
THE LIGHT! GRANDMA, IS THAT YOU??? BLOOD, BLOOD, AND DEath!!...
mk.
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Okie, Baiiiiii! (Lemme k if u have complaints er whatever...)

Bye, freak.
Mhmh. alr. just uh hand me the payment. Yk, for playin'? Aw man...no payment...DANG IT.
~Bai, er whatever~
MK MK PLEASE...CAN I GO?
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JK! Now, THIS is the last question. Bye, FR.

WTH, mannn!!!
xOh, wow. Hah! Funny. Real funny, punkx
Yeah, I saw that coming. Just uh, try to brush up on that acting, dear.
Bye