Which Bad Dad Joke Are You? (2)

Find out which bad dad joke best represents your personality! Take this quiz to find out!

published on July 09
1/10

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Midnight
Never
Tooth hurty (2:30)
2/10

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It ran out of battery
It was lazy
It was two tired
3/10

How do you organize a space party?

Call NASA
You planet
Don't bother
4/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Luck
I don't care
Because he was outstanding in his field
5/10

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?

Kingfish
Salmon-else
Just a fish
6/10

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Who cares
Bad eyesight
Because he was always spotted
7/10

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
It's serious
He woke up
No
8/10

Why did the math book look sad?

Why did the math book look sad?
Nobody read it
It had too many problems
Math is boring
9/10

How does a penguin build its house?

How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
Don't know, don't care
Glue
10/10

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies
Surprise
Get out