Would I like you in real life?

Would I like you in real life?

I wonder how many letters are needed to sufficiently fill up this description-

published on July 17, 2021
1/6

Are you okay with me being a little hyper sometimes?

Sure, I'm like that too.
Only if you're a little hyper.
I hate hyper people, stfu, you're better when you're silent.
Ehhhhh maybeeeee?
2/6

What would your reaction be if I said a morbid joke in the middle of a serious situation?

O.O *stares in shock*
Hahahahhahaha that was funny! XDDD
What did you just say?! Do you not understand the severity of the situation?!
Woah, that was weird.....*awkwardly moves away*
What a lame joke, it better be good next time, bitch.
3/6

Rp time! (We'll start off easy)

Rose: What do you want to talk about?

You: Idk
You: Something philosophical, like life after death....
You: I don't want to talk to you, sorry.
You: I don't care, what do you want to talk about?
4/6

Pov: My house is haunted (1)

*We're sitting in a room together and hear a loud crash come from the neighbouring room*
Rose: What was that?
You: I don't know! Was in someone in your family, maybe?
Rose: No, they're all out....... iT mUsT bE a ZoMbIe InVaSiOn!!!!!!! *grabs a vase off the nearby counter*

You: Wtf, zombies aren't real! And even if they were a vase isn't going to kill them! Let's get kitchen knives!!!
You: Geeeeeeez, it's probably just the cat, Rose. Let's go check it out without a vase. Sheesh.
You: Hold on, I think I have pepper spray, that might help...
You: *sarcastic voice* Awwww look at her! She's so cute with a vase :3
5/6

Pov: My house is haunted (2)

*We enter into the room where the noise came from, there's a doll sitting in the middle of the floor with shards of broken dishes laying around it*
Rose: O.O I think it's possessed or something....

You: OH. *to the doll* Nice dolly! Don't hurt anybody! We are your friends! F r i e n d s see? We are nice, we won't hurt you!
You: TIME TO SMASH SOME CREEPY DOLLS!!!!!!!!!!!! *proceeds to attack the doll with whatever is available*
You: *shoves me close to the doll, runs out, and locks the door* Have an offering oh possessed one! Spare me and take her as a gift!
You: Lol okay
6/6

I'll most likely make a part 2, but for the moment I'm tired and am going to end it here. Hope you liked it! <3

stfu
It was cool! UwU
Np! You better make the part 2 very soon, or I'm going to spam you saying: "Make a part 2 make a part 2 make a part 2" x1000
Peace out dude