What Kind of God Are You?

What Kind of God Are You?

If you were god, then how would you respond to people's prayers, questions and wrongdoings? Let's find out!

published on September 08, 2018
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The big bang has happened, and Earth is created with humans trying to grow a civilization. What do you do?

The big bang has happened, and Earth is created with humans trying to grow a civilization. What do you do?
Tell them to get to work. You can't just lie around. WE HAVE A FUTURE TO WORK FOR!
Ignore it. The humans will probably get along fine.
Have a kid and send him to Earth to make disciples and spread the word of how great I am.
Enslave the human race to make statues in my image until some have died from the labor.
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A person is losing faith in you as a god. What do you do?

A person is losing faith in you as a god. What do you do?
Eh, it's one person. Who cares?
I try to guide them through this tough time. Sometimes it's difficult to believe, and you just need a little extra boost.
I kill them and send them to hell immediately. NO ONE DOUBTS ME.
I tell them to start believing or they will spend an eternity in hell.
3/14

You get a prayer from a man named Steve.

Steve: God, please heal my sick daughter. I love her with all of my heart and I need her in my life. Please god, I will believe in you forever if you do this one deed!

You get a prayer from a man named Steve. Steve: God, please heal my sick daughter. I love her with all of my heart and I need her in my life. Please god, I will believe in you forever if you do this one deed!
Very well, Steve. I shall heal your daughter.
Pfft, I don't care about your stupid daughter.
Hey, I'm sure she'll be fine. I'll just ignore it.
I'm sorry, but I cannot let my followers be expecting too much of me, so I must let her go.
4/14

A man has just died. Here is some info about him. You can choose to send him to heaven or hell.
Joe Randosavern
Life Info: Strong Christian, helped kids in need, once stole five chocolate bars

A man has just died. Here is some info about him. You can choose to send him to heaven or hell. Joe Randosavern Life Info: Strong Christian, helped kids in need, once stole five chocolate bars
YOU STOLE FIVE CHOCOLATE BARS?! Thou shall be punished with an eternity in hell!!!!
He seems like an overall good guy. Heaven it is, Joe.
He helped kids in need? Uggh...I hate those stupid kids. HELL.
You decide. I'm watching this show's season finale!
5/14

It is now during World War I. Hitler is making a name for himself with a hate group called the Nazis. What is your action?

It is now during World War I. Hitler is making a name for himself with a hate group called the Nazis. What is your action?
I will kill this Hitler and send him to hell.
Eh, let him do whatever.
I will stop him from committing these acts, but I love all of my creations equally, so I will give him another chance to live his life.
Ah, a new hate group, eh? Excellent...
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You have a choice to make. You can either let your people live for 20 years longer than usual but have sharp pain in their ears every minute, or you can make them have no sense of taste, but never be lonely.

You have a choice to make. You can either let your people live for 20 years longer than usual but have sharp pain in their ears every minute, or you can make them have no sense of taste, but never be lonely.
I want every human to be lonely as heck! Let them live long in agony.
I will let them have no sense of taste, but never be lonely, for the heart is more important than taste.
Uh, what?
Have them live 20 years longer in agony. We need to move on and make a better Earth for our next generations.
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A thing called rap is escalating with the music charts. However, it supports drug dealing, sex, language and other horrible things, but people love it! What is your action?

A thing called rap is escalating with the music charts. However, it supports drug dealing, sex, language and other horrible things, but people love it! What is your action?
I shall have all rap artists killed and sent to hell. I must rid the world of all impurity.
Hey, I love rap. I say let it escalate like an escalator!
That's all of the bad things that rap is supporting? Alright, I'm gonna make rappers write worse things. We gotta spread the hate!
Most of the content in their music comes from how they're growing up, so they're not trying to be evil or anything. I say let the music play.
8/14

An evil man has just been elected president and is ruining people's lives. What is your action?

An evil man has just been elected president and is ruining people's lives. What is your action?
MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Keep him in office. I'll force him to do my selfish deeds!!!
I will let him stay in office as a warning to my people. Don't elect the wrong person, or you'll pay.
I will get him impeached, doing my people a favor, but if they elect a person like that again, then they must learn from it.
I don't really care what president they elect. I'M KING OF THE UNIVERSE. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9/14

A rapper just called you out in a song with the lyrics "I got a job, and I don't like cod, but the only thing more disappointing than fish is God" What do you do?

A rapper just called you out in a song with the lyrics "I got a job, and I don't like cod, but the only thing more disappointing than fish is God" What do you do?
What kind of dumb lyrics are those? Let him do what he wants. It's his life.
I'll have him murdered for this.
Hmmm...let him continue with his controversial lyrics. Eventually he'll get into a beef with another rapper and then I CAN SEND HIM TO HELL AND LAUGH IN HIS ...
I honestly want people thinking that I'm disappointing. Cause I am. I just wanna watch TV.
10/14

There are five more religions that have been invented that have people believing in false gods. What do you do?

There are five more religions that have been invented that have people believing in false gods. What do you do?
Let them worship their false god, they're only human, you know. They don't know any better.
I will have any disbelievers struck down in a massacre. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
There's a thing called religion?
I will let them worship false gods, but if they continue this false worship until death, they will be sentenced to hell.
11/14

People are losing their belief in you! QUICK! MAKE A MIRACLE!

People are losing their belief in you! QUICK! MAKE A MIRACLE!
They're losing belief in me?!!! THOSE IDIOTS!!! I shall cast a flood ridding the world of disbelievers. This has gone on long enough.
I will make my people have leprosy. Oh wait, that's not a good thing? Well, whatevs. What's done is done.
If I make a miracle, then more and more people will ask more of me. If you do things right, no one will be sure you've done anything at all.
This has gone on long enough. I shall cast a meteor into the world and engulf the Earth in a hellish ball of flames. MOOOHOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA
12/14

You have received another prayer from a woman named Jane Wikowski.

Jane Wikowski - "God, the holy father, please bless me with one million dollars, three boxes of Cheez Its, and Ice Cream. Please."

You have received another prayer from a woman named Jane Wikowski. Jane Wikowski - "God, the holy father, please bless me with one million dollars, three boxes of Cheez Its, and Ice Cream. Please."
Hey, I like the guy's truthfulness. I say give him what he wants.
Oh, so you like Cheez Its, eh?! Well then, I shall rid the world of all Cheez Its from this day forward! MOOHOOHAHAHAHA See who's laughing now, JANE!
Can you read that again? I wasn't paying attention.
Jane Wikowski, you have sinned by thinking of yourself ahead of others. I SENTENCE YOU TO AN ETERNITY IN HELL.
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In 2123, Politicians are saying that Global Warming is a hoax, when it is getting more and more apparent that it is actually real. What do you do?

In 2123, Politicians are saying that Global Warming is a hoax, when it is getting more and more apparent that it is actually real. What do you do?
Let it the fools who say that global warming is a hoax die. It is a small price to pay for my people to live on.
I forgive them. Many people think it's a hoax, many people think it isn't. What really matters is that people love each other and stop the hate.
Hey, I made them say it was a hoax. I'm tired of being God. I just want Earth to end already.
Um...I don't have any comment on this.
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It is now the end of the world. Earth is being engulfed in a ball of flames by cause of Global Warming, pollution, hatred, failure of the Earth's Core and the sun getting dangerously closer. Your son Jesus will take over after Earth's end. What do you have to say about this?

It is now the end of the world. Earth is being engulfed in a ball of flames by cause of Global Warming, pollution, hatred, failure of the Earth's Core and the sun getting dangerously closer. Your son Jesus will take over after Earth's end. What do you have to say about this?
JESUS AIN'T TAKING MY PLACE!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA
Well, so long Earth. I look forward to seeing my favorite humans in heaven.
No comment. Watching TV.
It is all part of the nature of life for extinction to happen. Soon another planet will grow life and I will be followed again, and maybe I can help the huma...