Which inspector calls character will you couple up with? LOVE ISLAND x INSPECTOR CALLS. I hope all dem GCSE students who watch love island will find this very useful. Eric is daddy Dont forget to learn qoutes jazzandsofia published on July 13, 2018 Stacked 1/10 Whats your ideal date? Port and food, maybe a cheeky kiss at the end At the bar, get pissed, get pregnant Port with some intelligent discussions. Maybe a hand shake at the end Mysterious blind date. Shag at the end 2/10 Youre coupled with Eric but Gerald wants to take you to the roof terrace while you are in your lingerie. what do you do? Go with him!!! Gerald is muy guapo Eric looks like he is a better shag so pass it EW! I will stay with Eric thankyou very much good day #nosexuntilmarriage Go up to get the latest goss about some islanders. 3/10 You have your first kiss with the boy you like. How far do u go? Shag Leave it there carry on kissing but then start to discuss the financial implications of the smooch Blowie after in the dark to add atmosphere 4/10 A girl is grating your man. Wyd? FORCE BLEACH DOWN HER THROAT ignore your man for the whole summer Talk to her and see where her heads at. Shag her too! Threesome 5/10 You win love island! Wyd outside of the villa? Take the money and run Invest the money in a business Say a weird speech and piss off for a while Offer to marry him straight away because you are pregnant with his child 6/10 Whats your fav qoute I didn't even remember-that's the hellish thing' 'Goole' ‘Giving us the port Edna?’ 'I don't come into this suicide business' 7/10 someone steals your summer reading book (inspector calls) wyd? shag em discuss qoutes steal their inspector calls and rub out their annotations ask them why they stole it and then proceed to analyse their answer and let them spill out their darkest secrets 8/10 a fellow islander has drank bleach by the firepit wyd? Run away Investigate lol Feel guilty as you insulted her dress Realise u had a threesome with her and feel so guilty u become an alcoholic on port 9/10 its time to recouple and ur man has mugged u off! wyd Graft till i die cry until i die go for intelligent man investigate the mugging 10/10 WHO IS FITTER JAZZ SOFIA