Which of the slender brothers like you?

Which of the slender brothers like you?

Welcome to my quiz. Find out in the end to see which one likes you. None won't hate you. I promise. Not this time.

published on September 16, 2021
1/10

Me: Alright people! Welcome back! Today we got the Slender brothers! All of you say hi!
All: Hi!
Me: Okay. Who wants to ask this quizzer a question first?
Splendor: Me! I want to go first!
Offender: No! I want to go first!
Trender: No! Fashion lovers should go first! Which is me! Pick me!
Me: All of you, Shut up! I'll chose Slender first since he's the normal one. Geez. You guys act like 5 year olds. Okay Slender, go ahead.
Slender: What is your favorite color?
Me: Dude. That's abandoned.
Slender: I know that. But nothing happened to me now did it?
Me: No. But somethings gonna happen.
Slender: Right. Okay.
Me: It's your funeral.
Slender: Child. I'm not going to die.
Me: Okay whatever. I'm done arguing.
Slender: Good.

Black
Slender: Me too!
Me: Cool!
All of them! Because I love fashion!
Trender: OMG!! Me too!
Me: Cool I guess.
Trender: You guess? Really? Come on!
Me: Yeah. I guess. Okay? Just go with it.
...
Rainbow. Just like a disco ball at a party.
Splendor: Awesome! Me too!
Me: Boo!
Splendor: Nobody asked you!
Me: Whatever.
Red
Offender: Same here!
Me: Me too! But it should have been Blood red. Now that's a good color.
Offender: No. Just red.
Me: Fine.
2/10

Me: Alright Trender. You next!
Offender: Why? I wanted to go next!
Me: Too bad. You're last!
Offender: Why?
Me: Because I said so! Now go Trender.
Trender: Alright. If you could have a power, what would it be?
Me: Good one.

My mind and tentacles.
Slender: OMG!! I like this person!
Me: Nice.
Fashion power.
Trender: Yes! Lets go!
Me: Cool. But is that even a power?
Trender: Yes. It is.
Me: Okay then.
Party power.
Splendor: Awesome! Lets party!
Me: Not yet. Not until after the quiz. And is that even a power?
Splendor: Okay. And yes it is.
Me: Okay then.
Roses with spells in them.
Offender: Yes! I like this person!
Me: That's weird.
Offender: Nobody asked you!
Me: Whatever.
3/10

Me: Splendor. It's your turn.
Splendor: Okay. Do you like parties?
Me: Why would you ask that?
Splendor: Because I didn't know what to ask.
Me: Alright fine.

No. It's way to loud and it gets way too crowded.
Slender: I agree.
Splendor: Boo!
Me: Yeah Boo! Even though I don't party all the time. Just sometimes.
Yes. I get to help people what to wear.
Trender: Awesome!
Me: Alright.
Yes! I love them!
Splendor: YASSSS! A party person! Whoohoo!
Me: Alright. Calm yourself.
Maybe. Depends on what party it is.
Offender: True.
Me: Mhm.
4/10

Me: Okay Offender. Now it's your turn.
Offender: Finally. Okay. What color of roses do you like?
Me: Okay. What kind of question is that? That's weird.
Offender: It's not that weird.
Me: Yeah it is. Imagine going up to a stranger and be like, "Hey what color of roses do you like?" Dude they would think there is something wrong with you. Come on now.
Offender: But it's my question!
Me: Okay whatever.

Is there black ones?
Slender: I don't think so. I wish.
Me: That would be cool.
Slender: I know right?
Me: Mhm.
Is there one with all of the colors?
Trender: I don't think so. That would be cool though.
Me: Yeah sure.
Trender: Nobody asked you!
Me: Fine then.
Is there one that looks like a disco ball?
Splendor: I don't think so. That would be awesome though.
Me: Yeah sure.
Splendor: Nobody asked you!
Me: Okay geez.
Red.
Offender: Oh cool! Would you like one?
Me: Whatever you do, do not take his rose!
You: Why?
Me: Because it will put you under a spell. That's all I'm ...
5/10

Slender: Who is your favorite creepypasta besides me?
Me: Oh nice one.

Sally.
Slender: Agreed.
Me: She's adorable. I like her too.
Ben.
Trender: I agree. He's cool.
Me: He is.
Laughing Jack.
Splendor: Yes! The candy lover that likes parties. Well sometimes.
Me: Cool!
I don't know.
Me: That's okay.
Offender: Yeah it's fine
6/10

Trender: Would you rather make a fashion show or make a fashion movie?
Me: Good question. But weird though.
Trender: It's not weird.
Me: Fine. It's not weird. Happy now?
Trender: Very.
Me: Cool.

Neither.
Trender: Oh come on! You have to choose one.
Me: No they don't.
Slender: Agreed.
Can't we do both?
Trender: Yes. We can.
Me: So many fashion lovers.
Trender: I know and I like it!
Probably a fashion show.
Splendor: Same. I don't want to be in a movie.
Me: Cool.
Maybe a fashion show.
Offender: Alright.
Me: Okay.
7/10

Splendor: So what do you think of me?
Me: Wow. You tried your best on that.
Splendor: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Nothing. Don't worry about it.
Splendor: Fine.

You are okay.
Splendor: I can work with that.
Slender: I agree quiz taker.
Me: Same.
You're okay I guess. But you don't love fashion like me.
Trender: Agreed.
Me: Alright.
I think you are awesome! My long lost best friend!
Splendor: YAY!
Me: Okay.
You seem cool I guess.
Splendor: You Guess? Ouch.
Offender: Agreed.
Me: Oof.
8/10

Me Alright. Last one with these guys.
Offender: Do you like nature?
Me: I thought Slender was supposed to ask that. Only him. Not you.
Offender: I'm just curious.
Me: Okay.

Yes. I love it.
Slender: OMG!! SAME!
Me: Geez! Calm yourself!
Slender: Sorry.
Me: It's fine.
Yes. I can decorate the trees so they look nicer.
Trender: Same.
Me: Okay.
Meh it's alright. I rather be inside partying though.
Splendor: Me too!
Me: Alright.
It's fine I guess. I can find flowers in it.
Offender: True.
Me: Okay.
9/10

Me: Alright. Thanks for coming Slenders!
Slender: Slenders? Really child?
Me: Yes really.
Slender: Alright.
*All of them leave*
Me: Okay. It's my turn to ask you some questions now. What do you think of the Slender brothers?

They are awesome! But I only like Slender.
They are awesome! But I only like Trender.
They are awesome! But I only like Splendor.
They are Awesome! But I only like Offender.
10/10

Me: Okay. Thanks for coming. How was it?

You're welcome. Cya. It was great.
Yeb. Cya. It was fine.
Yeah no problem. Cya. It was okay.
Yeah sure. Cya. It was cool.