What's Your Dad Joke Personality? (1)

What's Your Dad Joke Personality? (1)

Find out which type of dad joke comedian you are! Take this quiz to find out!

published on May 03
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurting time
2:30
Anytime you please
2/12

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he had a lot of straw-dential
For being a great listener
Because he was outstanding in his field
3/12

What do you call fake spaghetti?

What do you call fake spaghetti?
Fauxghetti
Impasta
Mockaroni
4/12

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because that's the proper design
Because if they had four, they'd be a chicken sedan
To let the chickens in and out
5/12

How do you organize a space party?

By sending out invitations
With lots of space
You planet
6/12

Why did the math book look sad?

Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems
It couldn't find its x
Because of all the negative feedback
7/12

How does a penguin build its house?

How does a penguin build its house?
With antarctic-tecture
Igloos it together
Ice picks
8/12

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she prefers snowflakes
Because she'll let it go
Because she'll freeze it
9/12

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Rock on
You shore are pretty
Nothing, it just waved
10/12

Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

It's now grate
It was a gouda mess
There was nothing left but de-brie
11/12

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It needed a kickstand
It wanted to take a break
It was two tired
12/12

How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Use a beat
You just need to start the music