Which Member of the Knotty Anchor are You? Have you ever sat at the Knotty Anchor and wondered "Hmm, am I more like Alyssa or wait, am I a Sam?". Well here's your chance to put all that to rest. jarmms published on February 06, 2015 Stacked 1/7 Ok, what better way to start this bad boy off than by grabbing a drink, what do you pick? Good Beer Some margarita I kinda made Cheap Wine Tequila Shots! Vodka Cranberry Cheap Beer I only drink on special occasions and this quiz doesn't cut it 2/7 You just won the chance to spend the night with your celebrity crush, who is it? Chris Hemsworth- grade A hottie Steve Carrell - he seems like a nice man Marshawn Lynch - shoutout to Oakland Taylor Kinney - look him up Lavi's delivery boys - any of them will do James Franco - preferably the one from Pineapple Express Luke Bryan - that's my kind of night ;) Joseph Gordon-Levitt so dreamy 3/7 It's a quiet night at the Knotty Anchor and you finally have time to cook yourself a meal, what is it? Gyoza Probably some kind of fish and rice or salad I'm not that hungry I just ate a 5lb bag of cuties and some green beans Leftover Lavi's Eggplant, I have this new recipe I want to try... I like chicken, gotta get that protein 4/7 You wake up after a rowdy night of Newport shenanigans with the crew, what even happened to you? I lost my ID so the only place that would let me in was Malarkeys (they know me by name) Some guys at the bar bought me beers all night I was turnt I had to walk home and take care of someone... I had to be walked home and taken care of I brought home some kid wearing an amulet, he can make you guys one too? I don't remember and I'm hungover as tits I met the mayor of Newport 5/7 You have a few shots in you, what are you most likely quoted saying? "you guys i know the perfect song" *plays spice girls or tswift* "I'mhj not drunkk, really " but more high pitched "who's down to split a lavi's?" "BIG HEATH" *arm movements* "I'm tuuurnt" i can hold a really good conversation, even when i'm drunk 6/7 Oh god, it's the Newport Beach po po, what do they want with you? I think they just wanna chat, it's probably Guy's nephew I called them, we're looking for Sam Peeing in public They're here to rescue me! I just broke my arm! Shit hide the weed Idk but let me handle this, I'm real persuasive Some kind of parking/driving issue :( Trying to break into our house, my key doesn't work ok! 7/7 Congrats, you survived the Knotty Anchor and are graduating (Vitamin C song playing), you're most likely... Ha psych I'm not graduating. Fifth year ftw Crying, Vitamin C song really hits me in the feels Ready to go on some grand adventure Shocked, did I actually get this degree Face-timing your significant other through the whole ceremony Ready to party
