Which sans au do I ship you with?

This might not be accurate because you might be right on the line of some of them, but oh well! I don't have many because I was too eager to get it finished, and I am sorry about that! Anyway, enjoy!

published on February 16, 2020
1/7

Hello, quiz taker! Say hello to the sanses!
Sans: sup, kiddo?
Blueberry: hi, human!
Fell: oh, uh... hey
Ink: hello!
Error: *scoffs* why am I even here?
Fresh: yo, wassup dawg?
All the others were busy, sorry!

Hello, it's nice to meet you.
Sup dude?
Hi there!
Hi, or whatever, I guess.
Hi! I hope we can all be friends!
Um... heh.... h-hi...
2/7

Edgy boi, get over here!
Fell: I told you not to call me that! How do you fight?

F-fight? As in, with another person?
I just kick and punch, I guess
I don't really have much reason for fighting, but I guess I would punch them in the nose
Why would I want to fight when I could make friends?!
Cheap shot. Cheap shot all the way.
You touch me, i throat punch you. End of story
3/7

Mom! Get in here!
Ink: I've told you this already, no one knows who you mean when you say that. Anyway, what would you do if you saw a crying person?

I would see if I could help them with anything
I would ask them what's wrong.
I would try to cheer them up, if they are a nice person
I would do everything I could to help!
I-I would try to comfort them, b-but fail
That pansy needs to suck it up!
4/7

Papa! Your turn!
Error: just because I'm your dad doesn't mean you can force me to do this. Would you kill anyone?

NO! NEVER!!!!
Only if they kill the one I love
I w-wouldn't be able to stir up the c-courage to
You kidding? I'm a hit man. Doesn't mean I like it every time though...
I would rather not, but if it's really necessary
If they touch me they are dead!
5/7

90's flash back! Your turn!
Fresh: yo, dawg. How would you feel if you got your favorite sans?

I would be thrilled, but naturally keep calm
R-really happy, but I would blush sooo much
I WOULD BE OVERLOADED!!!
I would be relieved. They are too good for this world
Why should I care? I don't want any of you dummies
I would be stoked! And I wouldn't be afraid to tell them!
6/7

blueberry! Come hither and ask something!
Blueberry: YAY! what is your favorite method of making friends?

I evaluate if they need a friend, and if they do, I do everything I can for them. Well, within reason
If they seem nice, I just start hanging around with them
I just talk to them like any normal person would
F-friends? They usually talk to me... I don't really have a method...
If they are alive, I do everything!
If they aren't too stupid, they can stay I guess
7/7

Classic! Come ask a question!
Sans: How social are you?

.... n-not at all.... I-I get all stuttery....
Really social! I want to be friends with everyone!
Not very. All these annoying people need to step off!
A little, I guess. I'll talk to someone, but I won't start the conversation.
Pretty social. I talk to the people that I think needs a friend.
In the middle