O Richard Where Art Thou?

O Richard Where Art Thou?

Wondering where I am? Is my nomadic nature keeping you from finding me? This should help out.

published on May 07, 2014
1/10

What's your name?

What's your name?
Chris Jezowicz
Jay Gliesen
Brandon Poole
I'm none of those jive turkeys...
2/10

What's the weather like out there?

What's the weather like out there?
Sunny
Partly Cloudy
Cloudy
Rain
Snow
The world's ending and encased in hellfire.
3/10

What day is it?

What day is it?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
4/10

How long have you been looking for me?

How long have you been looking for me?
5-10min
10-25min
30min+
5/10

How's my workload?

How's my workload?
The usual.
Your'e kinda sweating.
Haha, work?
6/10

Is it lunch time?

Is it lunch time?
Yes
No
HELLZ YES!
7/10

How am I greeting folk?

How am I greeting folk?
Hey, how're yuh?
An inaudible "Hey"
[silence]
"Heyyy, mannn"
What's your REAL name?!
8/10

Is it Happy Hour?

Is it Happy Hour?
I wish.
You bet your tookus.
Hell yeah, Intern Happy Hour! Turn down for what?!
9/10

Do you work in law enforcement or are currently a member of: the mafia, the Triads, any of the Californian gangs, One Direction, Sallie Mae, or the Capper family?

Do you work in law enforcement or are currently a member of: the mafia, the Triads, any of the Californian gangs, One Direction, Sallie Mae, or the Capper family?
No...
Yes.
10/10

What time is it?

What time is it?
8-10am
10am-12pm
12-3pm
3-5pm