(Mystic) Alice Bower's Personality Quiz

(Mystic) Alice Bower's Personality Quiz

Here you will find out a nugget of wisdom tailored to your personality, which will guide you to success in later life.

published on January 10, 2013
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What is your star sign?

Aquarius
Pisces
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
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How satisfied do you feel with your sex life?

Not satisfied
Satisfied
Very satisfied
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When in Nando's, which side will you usually order?

Spicy Rice
Coleslaw
Corn
Chips
None of the above
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How many miles can you cover per hour at your habitual walking speed?

1/2 a mile
1 mile
2 miles
3 miles
4+ miles
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Which leg do you first put through your underpants in the morning?

Left leg
Right leg
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If you had to be transformed in to a mealtime, which mealtime would you be?

Breakfast
Lunch
Supper
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Which is your favourite tube destination?

Heathrow Terminals 1, 2, 3 and 5
Cockfosters
Morden
High Barnet
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If you woke up to see a ninja who was also a dwarf exposing himself above your bed, with which arm would you lunge at him?

Right arm
Left arm
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How long is your pubic hair?

Less than 1cm
More than 1cm
More than 2cm
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Were you born on your birthday?

No.
Yes.
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Who would you vote for in an election?

Labour
Liberal Democrats
Conservatives
Other
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Have you ever tried the Double M burger in Morley's?

Yes, and I liked it.
Yes, and it was horrible.
No, but I would like to.
No, and I have no intention.
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What do you see in this picture?

What do you see in this picture?
A female troll nursing her young.
Angry angry eyes
A morris dancer receiving oral sex