Which Welcome to Night Vale Character are You? Welcome to Night Vale is filled with bizarre yet cool characters. Let's find out which one are you? CaptainBandwidth published on July 04, 2015 Stacked 1/8 Which profession would you prefer to be in? Radio Host Radio Intern Mayor Scientist A Loving Parent A Spy A Dragon 2/8 Where would you rather live? Night Vale Desert Bluffs 3/8 What's your favorite color? Purple Blue Green Gold Orange Red I don't have eyes so I can't "see" 4/8 Pick a saying. Good night, Night Vale. Good Night Strexcorps: believe in the Smiling God! I'm not a hero, I'm a scientist You won't believe what I can touch without you feeling it I read books! Don't tell anyone, okay? I'm literally a five-headed dragon I don't believe in mountains 5/8 Quick! The tiny army underneath Lane 5 of the bowling alley is attacking us! Pick one thing to take with you! A floating cat The Smiling God will protect us! Your boyfriend A weapon I'm safe in your home FIRE!!!!!!! An illegal novel 6/8 What do you do in you're spare time? Host a radio show Same as the first answer Being the mayor Planning on over throwing the mayor Same as answer above Science! Looking after my handicapped step-daughter 7/8 How do you feel about floating cats? Even though I'm a dog person, I love them! A cat? Floating? I'm allergic Why would a cat be floating? They're cute but I think I might set it on fire A cat should not be floating They're adorable! 8/8 What quality do you like in a person? A sexy voice Deep eyes Smarts It's what's on the inside that counts Multiple personalities He knows what's up Power