Which Bad Dad Joke Are You? (1)

Which Bad Dad Joke Are You? (1)

Discover your bad dad joke personality with this hilarious quiz! Take this quiz to find out!

published on March 06
1/10

What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky?
Chocolate
A stick
Poop
Peanut butter
2/10

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It had a flat tire
It was lazy
It was drunk
It was two tired
3/10

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Mouse cheese
Nacho cheese
Cheddar
Stolen cheese
4/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was made of straw
Because he was funny
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he was cute
5/10

What is Forrest Gump's password?

What is Forrest Gump's password?
Forrest35
Gump1994
Forest123
1forest1
6/10

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
A toothless bear
A sad bear
A hungry bear
7/10

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because chickens like it that way
Because it's convenient
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
Because they don't need more
8/10

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?
A non-noodle
An impasta
A noodle imitator
A fraud noodle
9/10

How do you organize a space party?

How do you organize a space party?
You call your friends
You planet
You invite everyone
You set time and place
10/10

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted
Because he was too lazy
Because he was too shy
Because he didn't like the game