Are You A Serial Killer?

Are You A Serial Killer?

"He was so quiet!" "They seemed like a nice family!" How gullible people are! You are so much more clever! Do you have the potential to be a serial killer? Take the following quiz and find out! Is it time to take investigators for a ride?

published on October 31, 2014
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1. Are you a male?

1. Are you a male?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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2. Are you intelligent, at least in the "bright normal" range?

2. Are you intelligent, at least in the "bright normal" range?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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3. Did you do poorly in school, have trouble holding down a job, or work as an unskilled laborer?

3. Did you do poorly in school, have trouble holding down a job, or work as an unskilled laborer?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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4. Do you come from an unstable family?

4. Do you come from an unstable family?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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5. Were you abandoned by your father and raised by a domineering mother?

5. Were you abandoned by your father and raised by a domineering mother?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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6. Does your family have a criminal, psychiatric, and/or alcoholic history?

6. Does your family have a criminal, psychiatric, and/or alcoholic history?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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7. Do/did you hate your father and mother?

7. Do/did you hate your father and mother?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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8. Were you abused as a child -- psychologically, physically, and/or sexually -- especially by a family member?

8. Were you abused as a child -- psychologically, physically, and/or sexually -- especially by a family member?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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9. Did you spend time in an institution as a child or do you have a history of early psychiatric problems?

9. Did you spend time in an institution as a child or do you have a history of early psychiatric problems?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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10. Have you attempted suicide a number of times?

10. Have you attempted suicide a number of times?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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11. From an early age, were you interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic porn?

11. From an early age, were you interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic porn?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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12. Did you wet your bed beyond the age of twelve?

12. Did you wet your bed beyond the age of twelve?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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13. Do you have a history of pyromania?

13. Do you have a history of pyromania?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!
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14. As a child, were you sadistic in any way or did you torment small creatures?

14. As a child, were you sadistic in any way or did you torment small creatures?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!