Are you a Brown Coat, or not? See how well you know the crew of Serenity. Get all the answers correct, and you earn the right to call yourself a brown coat. Get them wrong and you are reaver food. canaille published on August 26, 2012 Stacked 1/10 Why does River want to go to Miranda? To go shopping at the mall. Expose the truth about Reavers. Because the Alliance told her to. 2/10 How did Kaylee come to be on the ship? She was having sex with the ships mechanic. She was a paying tourist who never left. She's Malcolm's little sister. 3/10 What is Inara's occupation? Ambassador. Human Resources. Companion. 4/10 Who is Serenity? A space ship. A woman. My mother. 5/10 What is Wash's job? Mechanic Pilot Cook 6/10 What is the name of Jane's favorite gun? Vera Tellulah Mary 7/10 How did Book pay for his passage? Shared canned goods and fresh fruits and veggies. He paid a lot of money. He didn't. He was already part of the crew. 8/10 How do Malcolm and Zoe know each other? They dated years ago. They were in a war together. Malcolm hired her to work on his ship. 9/10 Simon left a promising career as a what? Dentist Teacher Doctor 10/10 Who wrote the series Firefly? Tim Burton Steven King Joss Whedon.
