Are you a Brown Coat, or not?

Are you a Brown Coat, or not?

See how well you know the crew of Serenity. Get all the answers correct, and you earn the right to call yourself a brown coat. Get them wrong and you are reaver food.

published on August 26, 2012
1/10

How do Malcolm and Zoe know each other?

They dated years ago.
They were in a war together.
Malcolm hired her to work on his ship.
2/10

What is Inara's occupation?

Ambassador.
Human Resources.
Companion.
3/10

Who wrote the series Firefly?

Tim Burton
Steven King
Joss Whedon.
4/10

Simon left a promising career as a what?

Dentist
Teacher
Doctor
5/10

Who is Serenity?

A space ship.
A woman.
My mother.
6/10

How did Book pay for his passage?

Shared canned goods and fresh fruits and veggies.
He paid a lot of money.
He didn't. He was already part of the crew.
7/10

What is Wash's job?

Mechanic
Pilot
Cook
8/10

How did Kaylee come to be on the ship?

She was having sex with the ships mechanic.
She was a paying tourist who never left.
She's Malcolm's little sister.
9/10

What is the name of Jane's favorite gun?

Vera
Tellulah
Mary
10/10

Why does River want to go to Miranda?

To go shopping at the mall.
Expose the truth about Reavers.
Because the Alliance told her to.