Are you a peasant?

Are you a peasant?

find out now! you too could be a peasant and not even know! but if you take this test, you'll know better.

published on August 22, 2012
1/5

are you from oregon?

are you from oregon?
yes
no
yes and i also have a dog whose name starts with 'J'
2/5

are your jimmies rustled?

are your jimmies rustled?
yes
no
i rustle cock
3/5

is your name longer than 4 letters?

is your name longer than 4 letters?
yes
no
how dare you ask me my name peasant
4/5

are you obsessed with gingers?

are you obsessed with gingers?
yes
sorta
no
5/5

is your fictional boyfriend cheating on you?

is your fictional boyfriend cheating on you?
yes
no
kate i swear to god